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Oh officer, I can explain.

I'm not a 'trainer', officially registered by a regional professor; I just buy dozens of your less-than-one-dollar Pokeballs at every mart and catch whatever I want to, however many I want. Never seen any rules against it. I'd like evidence of there being such a rule.


You do know consuming potions can be hazardous to humans, right? Great, now before you head to the slammer, we'll have to call an ambulance.
 
Potions? No, no, these are just perfume bottles in the guise of potions!

Explain yourself. Why do you have 626 Beast Balls in a Sun and Moon game? I thought you can only buy those in USUM!
 
Hey, don't look at me. Go arrest the Venonat then for walking here! I suppose the poor thing was abandoned by a trainer though.

Where did you get five copies of HM: Cut? What do you even need them for?
 
Oh...its not what it looks like Officer Jenny! This isn't sludge bomb, its a bath bomb. Gardevoir and I just want to draw a nice fragrant bath for tired Pokemon.

Hmm, your Dragonite's multiscale appears to be unbroken no matter how many hits it takes. What's going on?
 
Don't get the wrong idea, officer! My Dragonite happens to be incredibly bulky. After all, its mother was a Goodra!

You're walking a Barbaracle in Amity Square? What is the meaning of this?!
 
Oh, but the sign said I'd be allowed to walk with small, cute Pokémon here. ...hey, why are you giving me that look?

Your main character in Explorers of Sky is a Sandshrew? I don't think you can do that, can you?
 
It was the strangest thing. I was taking the personality quiz when the game asked "You are plotting world domination. What is your method of choice?" and I said I'd poison the world's ice cream supply. *shrugs* How would I know it'd make me a Sandshrew? ;)

Where did you get all eight gym badges? You're not even a trainer!
 
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Oh, it's not mine. It's just a bucket of Kentucky Fried Com- I'm making things worse, aren't I?

Hey, why is your deck made solely of "Professor Oak" cards? You can't have more than four of each kind. Also, you definitely need at least one Basic Pokémon in your deck.

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It was the strangest thing. I was taking the personality quiz when the game asked "You are plotting world domination. What is your method of choice?" and I said I'd poison the world's ice cream supply. *shrugs* How would I know it'd make me a Sandshrew? ;)
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Hahaha. Okay, you just won this game. *applauds*
 
Officer, I think I have a good reason for that! You see, I was building a new deck from scratch. Every time I tried to add a card to the deck, I kept hearing Professor Oak's voice saying "there's a time and place for everything, but not now." And he wouldn't stop repeating those words until I removed the card... like, what? However, I guess he was perfectly fine with "Professor Oak" cards, because those are the only ones that he didn't object to. D:

You there! Why are you selling Slowpoke Tails?
 
I asked it a very intriguing question.

Did your Greninja's Hydro Pump just hit a Primal Groudon in extreme sunlight? That doesn't seem right.
 
I gave Greninja this special pair of sunglasses to hold. It is immune to all forms of sunlight now! :D

How the heck is your Pok?mon's level over 9000? That can't be right!
 
No officer, this happens to be a Wartortle, and 9000 represents its age. Didn't you know they lived for 10,000 years? :D

Hold it! You do realise that cars in Alola are just for show, right? You can't actually drive one in the streets!
 
A car? Officer, I think you hurt his feelings. This is gen 8's newest Pokemon, its Autoray! He's an electric and steel type Pokemon.

How is it that your copy of Pokemon Gold has access to the Charicific Valley for battles with Liza and free Charizard with greats IVs and nature-- why you can even soar on Charizard and play mini games. This is very suspicious, hacking is a very serious offense...
 
This is a special event Monferno. Apparently the original trainer is someone called Shinobi.

Hold it right there, why are you not in a police uniform when your name is Jenny? By order of Professor Oak all people called Jenny must join the police force and get a regulation Officer Jenny hairstyle.
 
It's 2018. I can name myself what I like and be what I like.

Hold on! Your Mandibuzz's name is it's Japanese name! That's very inappropriate you know!
 
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