Our lovely PC Mansion

[100greenmen]

Please make one soon! I might not die soon but this really hurts! I'll try to make my way to the pool if you don't get the water gun made in time! OOOOOOOOW!!!

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Calm down, I found a much faster way to get you extinguished. And trust me, it's actually more convenient and a lot less painful than diving into the pool. I asked the pirates to build what I will call a 'human washing machine' it's a special kind of washing machine, as it can wash basically ANYTHING. so with that water, I'm sure you will be fine.

*puts GM into the washing machine*

Now lets-wait, the washing machin is working already? No! Someone must have done wrong! I didn't do anything, I swear!

BadSheep, did you do it!?

 

[NidoKingdra]

Cue explosions and mad cackling from the basement.

"AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

More cackling, so on and so forth.

 

[100greenmen]

*Pushes open the washing machine as it slows down* *Heavy breathing* Hold on a sec I... *100greenmen faints*
*NidoKingdra receives 1274 XP*
*Meem_of_Hatred also received 1274 XP*
*The pirates received a boosted 1592 XP*

 

[BlueDogXL]

Guys, I have cookies. Want some?

 

[NidoKingdra]

Meanwhile in the basement--
--NidoKingdra is working on an eerie machine

Hey, anybody got a car battery?

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

Who just said cookes?! Can I have some cookies please? Well you can take the extra battery that is in the garage.

Just remember to pay me back because I paid for that battery.

 

[Somewhere_]

HAHAHAHA I HAVE FINISHED!!!

I am dousing everything with water, especially GM. The washing machine was overheating!

Sorry, I made the cookies soggy, but at least I fended off the pirates.

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

When you think they ran away from the mansion, they went upstairs. Well, looks like we are going to have to sleep in the kitchen.

PC, it seems like you have to sleep in the oven. :(

 

[Corrin]

You got the cookies soggy, now I'm in a foul mood. You'll have to appease me somehow to cheer me back up!

 

[Somewhere_]

Im not sleeping in the oven!

And how can I appease you, Zanark?

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

Wait, why do I have to sleep in the oven? I'm not even going inside of it.

 

[Corrin]

More cookies of course!

I'll be going out for breakfast, who wants something?

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

Yeah, I could use a breakfast sandwich.

Now where did I leave my M-44 Hammerhead parked?

 

[100greenmen]

Yes I'll take a large whopper, hold the lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and basically everything except the patty. As for your M-44 Hammerhead, you can't have it back until I'm done with it.

Don't ask.

 

[Somewhere_]

I would like 10 large chocolate-chip pancakes with syrup please.

Does anyone want me to turn you into a ghost?

 

[Corrin]

Looks like I can't afford all that! So you guys have to work off the bill with me. Who's for washing dishes?

 

[100greenmen]

Well lucky for us, I just happened to make a golem out of clay a while ago for research purposes. I will put him to work on the dishes. Oh and I forgot, don't need to eat, so just forget about my order.

Hey! Where's my golem? I hadn't put the core into him yet so he didn't just walk off on his own!

 

[Corrin]

Sorry, he looked so convenient so I had him do my laundry too, he has a nice shirt now.

But at least we don't have to do dishes!

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Don't worry. I will do the dishes.

*meem washes dishes*

*meem accidentally slips a plate and it hits Pancham Cutie, who falls uncontious into the frying pan*

Oh great. And I'm sure the frying pan is at maximum temperature. And has a bunch of oil inside.