Our lovely PC Mansion

[PageEmp]

Sure you can. But I can give you some bee repellant.

TheFattestSnorlax: Okay, good. *sprays* Wait a sec... This... THIS IS THAT BEE ATTRACTING FLAVOURING!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Biogoji]

*Breaks out of Room and uses flamethrower on Bees*

Burn mother****ers burn!

*Accidentally lights Meem and Fattest Snrolax on Fire as well*

 

[KetsuekiR]

I'm just going to stand here and watch you die, again :)

 

[PageEmp]

Actually Biogoji... To tell the trith, you were looking at a mirror. So I'm completely safe, YOU are the one on fire!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I just doused ourselves with my surf move. Hopefully that won't happen again.

Now excuse me while I do a body slam on Meem becuase he tricked me into spraying the bee flavoring instead of the repellant...!

 

[Melody]

Walks in and scribbles all over everyone's face, neck and arms that she can reach like a Jigglypuff using a pink permanent marker

 

[100greenmen]

That's it! I'm moving out! It's bad enough that I have to hide in a bunker at times, but getting a fake mustache. That's where I draw the line! *Whistles* TAXI!

 

[Melody]

Drives up in a hot pink taxi, chewing bubble gum All right, where to?

 

[PageEmp]

TheFattestSnorlax: WEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

Meem: DUDE! Stop wailing, you managed to extinguish all the fires with your tears!

TheFattestSnorlax: GM...... GM LEFT THE MANSION!!

Meem: Wait... Whet the ****!?

Biogoji: According to my calculations, we're gonna need to sacrifice someone to bring him back.

Everyone: WHAT!?

Meanwhile....

100greenmen: This place SUCKs! Agh, stupid, ****, fuc, DAMN THIS!

Taxi driver: Hey... What on earth is that....?

*Pancham Cutie falls from the sky, lands on the taxi, and a mushroom cloud becomes visible*

 

[Biogoji]

*GM falls through the roof unconscious*

Biogoji: That seems to have done the trick.

TheFattestSnorlax: What about Pancham Cutie?

Biogoji: Well I don't really like that much but meh I'll see what I can do with the Voodoo kit.

Meem: It better not have any side effects like the other time.

Biogoji: Don't worry the last time I used Bad Blood this time I will be using nice fresh blood.

*Cuts off Meem's arm with machete and squeezes blood into Vial which he pours onto a voodoo doll of Pancham cutie while chanting "ShangoTango", Pancham Cuite then reappears amazed that he is alive but confused why Meem is screaming and missing an arm*

 

[PageEmp]

Ok that's it. *Shoots Pancham Cuite*

Pancham Cuite: AGGGH! HOW DARE YOU? YOU SON OF A-

Meem: Well sure. And did you know that gun I used would make anybody who gets shot using it will NEVER be a ghost, NEVER will get reincarnated, and will NEVER be a ghost when he dies. So Pancham Cuite, I shall announce you dead!

Pancham Cuite: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait why are you falling to the ground.

Meem: Well, lets see how you... Feel.. If......... You..... Lose an arm-led. *dies*

Pancham Cuite: Wait... Meem's dead. Phew, at least I get to see something entertaining before I di-

Meem(now is a ghost): Take THAT! Me is a ghost nao!

Pancham Cuite: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! How could you!? AGHHHHHHHH!!!!! *gets shot multiple times and then dies*






Meem:....So what's up ghost mates?

 

[Desinishon]

hell yeah I return everybody.I got lost in road of life and then there was a black cat who cross my path so I have to take long way, in my way i see spiderman fighting some thugs so i help him and when i reach home i forgot my charger in my place so i have to go again there after that much work i finally have time to look here.


And now see what happened here duh
What the(sees meem as a ghost) . Why is pancham is in pool of blood. And hey melody join mansion and where is GM seriously what I miss man.

 

[100greenmen]

Ok first of all I wouldn't say anything like that and considering what happened I'm going to rule that as a dream Meem. Second of all, melody please take me to another thread, this one had officially de-railed. Jumped the shark, and nuked the fridge all at once, Goodbye Pc mansion, you will be missed.

 

[PageEmp]

Don't leave! I killed Pancham Cuite for real, so I'm sure the mansion will be much safer now.

Biogoji: weep... I will miss him.

Meem: we all will.

RIP Pancham Cuite.
You will be missed.

 

[Biogoji]

Quick question how can something like this be derailed?

 

[100greenmen]

*Sends a letter in the mail* You have a good point. I'm just leaving because I'm sick of dying. In my place enclosed in this letter, I leave behind a small wooden golem in my place. His name is Jacob. Goodbye everybody, I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth!

 

[PageEmp]

(Meanwhile, at the liangoroz spa...)

100greenmen: *plays with bubbles* Aahhhh... This is what I call life!

*ring ring!*

100greenmen: Umm, okay. Hello?

Doctor: Yes It's me. I have done some research and it seems like you will give birth soon!

100greenmen: *comes out of spa* Okay, what? Alright, stop it with all that pregnant nonsense, I'm a guy, and......*sees bulging stomach* Oh great.

(Later... At the mansion...)

*ring ring!*

Meem: *picks up phone* Hello, this is mansion headquarters. How can I help you!?

100greenmen: Is that you!? We used to live together!

Meem: GM? I thought you quit! And whyis the background so noisy?

100greenmen: A bunch of spies found me and are sending me to the asylum! But I'm not really crazy!

Meem: Okay. Guys? I have some news for you all.

 

[Biogoji]

What's the news?

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

turns out that Meem shot an imposter who was wearing a really fake Pancham outfit I'm going to be leaving the mansion as well. I'm tired of people trying to murder or hurt me for no reason every 5 minutes. So I'll be leaving and moving to a luxurious PokeApartment at an undisclosed location. Take care everyone. leaves the mansion and moves into my new apartment at an unknown location

 

[PageEmp]

Memm: No I did not shoot an imposter. These jokes of us 'not killing you' are getting old.

Pancham Cutie: Yes you did! I'm sure!

Biogoji: No he didn't. The guy he shot sounded, looked like, and generally was you.

Meem: We decided to bring you alive for a few minutes before you really die. So long PC. You were good while you lasted.

Pancham Cutie: Wait... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *disappears and fades out of existance*