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Our lovely PC Mansion

Don't worry I was prepared for this.

*Launches Nuke at Apartment*

Pancham Cutie: What the hell is that?

[PokeCommunity.com] Our lovely PC Mansion
 
Whooo is there any fireworks around and GM is again pregnant . Hey I think somebody park a monster truck outside mansion.
 
Meem: Hey guys, I hear a voice! Let's get to-*opens up rock fragment*.... GM!?

100greenmen: Uggh... Guys...

Meem: 100greenmen! What happened!? You look like you just caught on fire!

100greenmen: I-it's those spies! They weren't actually*coughs out blood*. Th-they were going to hide me, and then, bam, they escaped from the car, had the car dirive*cough* and bam it hit the apartment and then it *cough* collapsed onto me-

Biogoji: Wait, you mean the aparment exploding was not from my nuke?

100greenmen: Just let me finish! *cough* The spies will kidnap anybody who lives in, or at least for this case, *cough* used t-to live in, and they will take you off t-to s-some weird p-p-place.... I don't know! I only know they wil........ Led.

Meem: GM.... Oh good. He's dead.

Pancham Cutie: *opens door out of damaged apartment* Ugggh... Where am I-*gets shot in the face*

Biogoji: PC! No! Wait a sec, who are you guyss....*stares at the spies, and then gets clonked on the head, turning unconcious, and then drags him and Pancham Cutie into the monstur truck that was mentioned by desinishon*

(Sooner or later, Meem and desinishon get into a large motorcycle and chase after the truck.)
 
Desinishon: Where the hell they are going(chasing monster truck with meem) .

Meem : How will I know ( bring motorcycle near the monster truck and sees)
aaah my eyes eyes.

Desinishon: hey what happen (sees in car) aaaaaah why is GM has no clothes my eyes are burning.

Meem: Hey I know he is ketsuekir and fattest snorlax. why they are driving
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desinishon and meem :they are spies and why is snorlax licking biogoji like candy.
 
Who threw my cat out? Oh the poor thing is starving.
 
It seems that during the process of complete crazyness, your cat was spooked and ran away. I don't know where it went.

Oh, and why is everyone roleplaying here? We should only speak ourselves with our posts.
 
Meem: Wait, GM is alive!?

100greenmen: Yes! Ugh! That earlier guy was my substitude! Anyway, help me!

Meem: So what happened? And where are your clothes?

100greenmen: I don't know! All I know is just-*car stops*

(Soon, everyone arrives at a giant lab. The spies cane GM as he walks, and everyone else trods along. The gang enters a weird room, and by the time that happened, GM was all covered in scars and bruises from the caning.)

Meem: What is this place... WAIT A SEC I KNOW YOU GUYs!

Guardian: Heh heh. Long time no see, meemie?

desinishon: Who is he again?

Meem: T-this guy. He.. Ugh. I dunno.

Sopheria: We are known as the badies. We will find you, eat you kill you, do experiments on you. We will do experimenta on GM.

Arsonist: *laughs and evil laugh* Kekekekkekekweke.

「sarcasm: I'm sorry GM, but I had to do this for the better.

Guardian: *grabs 100greenmen* Lets see how you like THIS! *lights 100greenmen on fire*

100greenmen: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arsonist: *Tosses GM into a pool of acid that does not put out the fire* Kekekekekeke.

Guardian: Ok, who's next? *grabs TheFattestSnorlax*
 
hey everybody ( comes out of room half awake) I think I have a weird dream . Somebody give me water( fattest snorlax throws a tank of water) aaah when I say water it means of my size bottle of water.
 
KetsuekiR are you aware that you are sitting on someone?
 
(TheFattestSnorlax, KetsuekiR, the spies, the other badies and thir boss are all hanging out at a room, with GM's skeleton hanging in front of them.)

TheFattestSnorlax: All right, I have captured all the traitors, sir.

Boss: Well that's good. Our plan is to create a montrous gas that will make people STOP laughing for the rest of their lives. We will therefore burn every funny comic, book, person, and, especially, ANY funny online person. I want there to be NO humour in this world!

TheFattestSnorlax: Hahaha! Your the best, boss!

KetsuekiR: *points gun* Did you just laugh.

TheFattestSnorlax: Oh sorry.

Boss: I plan to incinerate Meem, as well as ANY other forumer who has lived in the mansion, and use them to crete the gas, by the time that happens, the gas is ready, and there will be NO MORE laughter. Ever. No more comedians, nothing!

KetsuekiR: True that. Cheers, everyone! *everyone cheers with their glasses of GM's blood*

(Soon, we get to Meem. As we know, he got kidnapped by TheFattestSnorlax, and is in a waiting room, about to get murdered. However, he finds out that TFS was dumb enough to accidentally put a spare key in said room, so Memm escaped quickly. He eventually searches for Desinishon, but as he was about to unlock his door, he was stopped by the staff.)

TheFattestSnorlax and KetsuekiR: STOP RIGHT THERE YOU ASS!!! *points tranqilisers*

Meem: Ugh not again *shoots KetsuekiR with toxic machine gun bullets, and kicks TheFattestSnorlax into a large wall, causing all the dbris and rubble to bury him and fracture his limbs*

TheFattestSnorlax: You..... Little ****....

KetsuekiR: AHHH HEELP THIS IS PAINFUL WHY DID I SIGN UP FOR DISSS!!!???

Meem: *unlocks desinishon's door* come on! We need to see what's going on!
 
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