Our new PC mansion

Ace Trainer 188

Sea what I did there?
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    So basically a revival of thread back when I was new tothis site. Basically, a mansion is bought for us users to live in, and we get to do whatever we like. There is overall no rules except for the actual forum rules.

    For more informations, here's the prvious thread:
    https://www.pokecommunity.com/threads/352438

    So from here, we all moved into the mansion. Now let's have the next user state what happens now.
     
    Oh yes, be passive aggressive. Act like you don't know who. Why not? Well, if you want to play the blame game, then I'd best provide you with a culprit! Yes! It was me! And do you know why? Do you know why?! Because I have an eating disorder! If you're gonna leave feet around, I'll eat them! If you leave your exhumed grandmother around, I'll bloody eat her too! And Brad MacStudd and Brittany Babe dumped me on the same flipping bisexual day, so it's only gotten worse.

    I'm really getting into this.

    Who tracked mud through my mausoleum?!
     
    W-what?! No! I never entered your mausoleum this week! Last time I was there was to steal some human body parts for dinner but that's all, Jesus... And I don't know where your safe is located, sir. If it is that Sphinx sculpture with a hole in it near the Blood Pond, I think I saw the user below crack it with a hammer shark.
     
    It didn't seem to suit the house dahling, the Sphinx shape was a gaudy eyesore for the mansion. I tossed it into blood pond for the merfolk to enjoy. You have to stop being such a horder my child.

    Wait, you are wearing my Sophia Webster shoes and...why you bi#@€! This is the heart of the Ocean!!! *snatches the giant blue diamond necklace off of your throat* HE GAVE IT TO ME, NOT TO YOU!
     
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    Alright, alright. I dropped those boxes there. I thought they'd attract the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles through the toilets, but all it did was leave a nasty stink of onion and cardboard that won't wear out for a while, guess we'll all have to pee in bushes outside.

    I wasn't the person who changed the password though, I can't even turn on the TV without a remote. I'm pretty sure I saw the user below invading the office last night.
     
    Are you going to share that password or keep the wifi all to yourself?

    Oh and does that mean you're the one that has been changing the channel while I was watching SpongeBob SquarePants? I knew someone must have another remote but I thought it was VisionofMilotic. Maybe I shouldn't have left them that note...
     
    Yeah, I can share it. Just not gonna post it on a sheet of paper, that's all.

    Really, you think it was me who changed the channel? I'll have you know that it was I who set the DVR to record all the new episodes of Spongebob for the kids to watch when they come around, since their parents don't let them watch it at all.
     
    How else are we supposed to jack up the electricity bills so much that the other housemates want to leave? Use your noddle, dammit.

    Has someone been smooching my Skeletor doll?! These lip prints aren't mine!
     
    Well they're definitely not mine since I'd never kiss a skeleton. Maybe you got a new lipstick without realizing it.

    Speaking of which who let my dogs out? The back gate's open and they've all escaped!
     
    I'm too manly to wear lipstick! And it's not as though I set all of your dogs on a passing cat, or anything. What do you think I am? Some kind of vigilante cat exterminator?!

    No, but seriously - who the heck drugged my sprite, dude?
     
    Ok, I was the one who put sugar in your sprite zero but it was your lipstick, I spotted you sleep walking wearing a lovely shade of peach.

    Did anyone remember to order a replacement for that creaking floorboard on the stairs yet? It gives me the heebie-jeebies.
     
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