Our new PC mansion

[Roni]

ooh we could use it for kitchen decorations! and yeah i agree, i smell something particularly rank coming from the microwave...

 

[Starlight]

My bad. Tsutarja gave me a lasagne ages ago and I popped it in there and forgot to take it out...

Who's cooking Christmas dinner?

 

[Roni]

are boiled hotdogs considered christmas dinner worthy? that's all we have right now...

can someone go do some grocery shopping for us?

 

[Starlight]

I would... but nobody trusts me with the food money anymore since the treacle incident.

Somebody better get on it quick though...

 

[Roni]

wow, January's almost over and still no one went out to get us food... corpses everywhere

 

[jaggybeanz]

I'm here, and i have some food with me. Can i join?

 

[Roni]

only if you can make a mean mango smoothie!

 

[Starlight]

I'm here, and i have some food with me. Can i join?

We need more lodgers! What food you bring?

only if you can make a mean mango smoothie!

You want them to blend themself? 😱

 

[jaggybeanz]

What food you bring?

I have lots of fruits and meat of all kinds with me

 

[Roni]

you had me at meats

let's get some steaks goin and i'll be a happy boi!

 

[Starlight]

So barbecue or cooker?

Just try not to set the house on fire this time...

 

[Roni]

but it lit up everyone's day

feelin like barbecue today. where was that grill stored?

 

[Starlight]

I think I seen mango walk out into the garden with it... where'd they go?

 

[jaggybeanz]

Oh, i wanted to make a barbecue. But looks like we don't have salt.

 

[Roni]

mango you're late and the barbecue's well overcooked now. how could salt be the first thing on your mind?

 

[jaggybeanz]

My bad, i think we needed salt. But I also brought some rice, sugar and bread for the mansion.

 

[Starlight]

No problem! We'll caramelise the burnt bbq beef with a little of the sugar then make it into a saucy goulash. Serve it with the rice and bread, and we're in business!

Who's in charge of the music?

 

[Roni]

i got a bunch of these Heart vinyls from your place Ash, along with some Wu-Tang Clan cassettes for some reason...

though the record player seems to be missing. anyone seen it?

 

[Starlight]

i got a bunch of these Heart vinyls from your place Ash, along with some Wu-Tang Clan cassettes for some reason...

though the record player seems to be missing. anyone seen it?

I wondered where my Dreamboat Annie vinyl went 😡

You keep taking my stuff and you better watch your step kid, protect ya neck kid. I'm comin' for ya.

I lent Mango my record player last week, ain't seen it since. What happened to the other one in the dining room?...

 

[Roni]

looks like Dreamboat Annie turned into Dreamboat Gone-nie huh (i'm out of ideas at this point pls stay away from my neck)

also, when did we ever have two record players? when i came in here there was only ever one...