Out-of-context quotes

[Megan]

"Now, you too can be 'as dangerous as a hunter with an elephant gun.'"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'Can you really bake snow?' – 'You can if it's made of marbles!'

 

[pokemon fan person]

"welcome home fish dear how was your day at the off-fish?"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'I think a baconated beverage would just end up being hot ham water.'

 

[ReKoil]

"Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey... Stuff."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'You don't want tacos in your sound hole.'

 

[ReKoil]

"Letting it get to you. You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now is all that counts."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'No banjos til you drink your tequila!'

 

[ReKoil]

"Am I...Ginger?"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'In my world, ALL hats are made of balloon animals.'

 

[ReKoil]

"I have no Idea where he picks that stuff up."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'But what if the Queen stops by and I've got my face in a bowl of melted butter?!'

 

[pokemon fan person]

"you're saying you dont ever worry that everyone on the bus hates you because your backpack is too blue?"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'My call of the wild went to voice mail.'

 

[ReKoil]

"I let you keep Mickey!"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'T-Rex will never know the joy of putting olives on the end of his claws.'

 

[ReKoil]

"Allons-y, Alonso!"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'S'Moria – where the Dwarves toast marshmallows.'

 

[ReKoil]

"History says there was an explosion here. Who am I to argue with history?"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'It's not even 8am and you've already ruined teleportation for everyone.'