Out-of-context quotes

[saniachan]

"Is that...Master Grima? No, it can't be. It has been ages since my master took that form... Could he/she be some emissary of Naga's sent from another world? That damned dragon has no right meddling with my heart. But it is too late. I cannot knowingly fight him/her. Forgive me, Master Grima. I must withdraw..."

 

[ReKoil]

"You are far too hard on yourself, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Pelagius. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old? "

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

"After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world."

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

"Power and performance for plenty of action, front wheel drive for top notch traction! Cutlass Ciera, I want one!"

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

"Every dweeb has his day!"

 

[ReKoil]

"You are the best Septim that's ever ruled. Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god, and that's hardly sporting...
You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvelous time! Butterflies, blood, a Fox, a severed head... Oh, and the cheese! To die for."

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

"Success is how high we bounce when we hit the bottom."

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

"such a teeny little angel defeating a big bad god of the underworld. Why Pitty, that must make you the most powerful Nintendo character of all time."

 

[ReKoil]

"Now surely even you know about Pelagius' decree? On his deathbed - oh, and this was inspired - he forbade... death! That's right! Death! Outlawed!"

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

"So we beat on, against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

"And while they may SEEM evil and crazy, there's a perfectly good reason for that: it's because they ARE evil and crazy!"

 

[saniachan]

"Oh? What was your favorite part of walking the Way? Like, most memorable?"

 

[ReKoil]

"Jolly good guess! But only half right. I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years. Now you. You can call me Ann Marie. But only if you're partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails."

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

"You will never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.......Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it."

 

[saniachan]

"I guess somewhere around arm's length? Maybe between that and a forearm's length. And around the thickness of the average sword's hilt. The shortsword of the staff world, if you will."

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

"I've got a question for you, whats heavier, a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers......... That's right, a kilogram of steel! because steel is heavier than feathers!"

 

[saniachan]

"Ah, consarn it all! Don't go lookin' at me with them baby-doll eyes! Why, them Beheeyem might come along an' attack again at any moment. I can't hardly leave no child all alone here in such conditions, no sir."

 

[ReKoil]

"Oh, no no no! No mistake at all. What you made was a choice. Granted, not a very wise choice, but these things happen. Ah, the folly of youth... You know, you remind me of myself at a young age. All I cared about was riding narwhales and sleeping in honeycombs and drinking babies' tears... Word of advice if you ride a Narwhale. Mind the pointy end. Ah, but there I go, waxing poetic about my misspent youth. Now where were we? Ah yes. You're the mortal messenger. And I am...? Honestly. Have you any idea?"

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

"This classic premium Buick is a full-frame rear-wheel-drive sedan with power to spare. Its 260-horsepower V8 engine makes it one of the most powerful American automobiles of its kind. Roadmaster is a beautiful dimension of prestigious luxury."

 

[saniachan]

"Yeah... That was a situation, indeed. You whupped us good, kid."