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Waitwaitwaitwait. Sexy elves? What fairy tales have YOU been reading?

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Tales found only in D&D 3.5 Dungeon Master's Guide.

And don't even get me started on The Quintessential Temptress.
 
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Today I learned, there is nothing wrong with a sexy elf! Of course, I knew that anyway. :D
 
All of a sudden, I'm tempted to mention RL. Cause ya know. He's small. And sexy. Supposedly.

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Bloodex said:
All of a sudden, I'm tempted to mention RL. Cause ya know. He's small. And sexy. Supposedly.
...all of a sudden I load this thread for the first time in ages wtf. ಠ_ಠ

edit: also yes you suppose correctly. I suppose.
 
He isn't an elf, he's a dwarf! And there he be!
 
I thought the general consensus was that I was a leprechaun. ):

Also what's the difference between an elf and a dwarf? I know someone's gonna read this like "omfg u idiot olololol" but I genuinely don't get what the difference is.
 
I thought the general consensus was that I was a leprechaun. ):

Also what's the difference between an elf and a dwarf? I know someone's gonna read this like "omfg u idiot olololol" but I genuinely don't get what the difference is.

https://bit.ly/16y8EYG This is for you, RL. I think it'll help you in your search for answers.
 
You want to be one a lot more than the other. Unless you're in some really freaky stuff, in which case I cannot make a decision for you :( Srs tho, elfs gots the sex appeals!
 
...I guess I'll just not be a dwarf then, haha. Because I can do that. I'm not too short. Totally not.

Mac said:
https://bit.ly/16y8EYG This is for you, RL. I think it'll help you in your search for answers.

I wish I was as good at promoting conversation as you are.
 
Sexy elves. . . . That's a fairy tale I wanna live in!

Sexy dwarves? Nope. Not gonna happen. Not-Uh. Never. Sorry, dwarves.
 
Sexy elves during Christmas. Let me just leave you with that.

Also, whenever I think of dwarfs, I just think of the dudes from Snow White.
 
@ Bloodex:
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@ CarcharOdin: Hey, you never know.

@ Harlequin: Is Tom Cruise short or something?

But being a dark lord has to be really cool, too. It's gotta be awesome showing up at the club with a fell beast or a balrog. Except for the fact it might be a parking violation.

P.S. : It's PG-13, totally cool the moral is totally not encouraging drinking to excess eh?
 
...I guess I'll just not be a dwarf then, haha. Because I can do that. I'm not too short. Totally not.



I wish I was as good at promoting conversation as you are.

*note the sarcasm.

I'm horrible at promoting conversation ;-; I know, I know! :(
 
domovoi should donate to locks of love or something.










do they take body hair for wigs?
 
Oh, Dipu? You mean something like this?

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@Droomph:
I don't even want to know.
 
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