Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[giradialkia]

Yuoaman, I swear, if you've named it Javalava, you'll have my first born.

 

[Yuoaman]

Well it's almost 24 hours late, but who cares! An update is an update, right?

UPDATE 21

Spoiler:

Okay... the swelling's gone down, I think I can start out again...

Decisions, decisions...

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Actually there is no decision at all, as going down leads to a dead end. :(

Oh Justin... your poor skull. :badsmile:

...the hell?

How are they supposed to get out?

Seriously... it's moronic.

The only thing that would be fitting here is to quote from Zorak's Quartz LP:

Molemen are stingy, rude, secretive, greedy, secular and keep all their wealth within their society :(

… wait… wait… Molemen are incarnations of negative Jewish stereotypes!? :shocked:

oh Baro you racist card you

Hopefully I'll be out of the Brown Hills soon, this brown is a very unattractive color. :(

I already battled in the Molehills... you weirdo.

If I never have to see a moleman again I'd die happy...

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Well... not happy per se... but I'd probably be happier than I would normally. :(

:rambo:

Kill it, I suppose?

And why the hell does the dog Pokemon have a Hindu-dot?

JUST WHY!?

Nah, I'm good. :)

Why are you talking that way? Seriously... you're the only moleman who talks like that, it's not like it's their way of speaking or something like that...

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Odd... really odd.

And you can't stop me man, I'm Steven.

I didn't know that molemen had the technology to build invisible talking walls. :\

You mean that treasure that I can't get to?

Good for you, I suppose... :\

...the hell?

How do you 'caver'...? And what's a 'har rock'?

I'm confused. :(

Very much show, tell me of this 'har rock'. :\

Well... they are molemen, aren't they?

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Like... isn't it their nature to live underground, and not in trees?

REALLY!?

Will it keep Baro, Ran,the Advicer, and all the other creeps, out too!?

Dolls are for girls... :(

:shocked: You mean I can get my plane ticket now!? :shocked:

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And then he walked away...

Well I guess I need to earn some more money if I'm to buy my plane ticket (if that rambling hiker wasn't lying :\)... So, we continue NORTHWARD!

Oh hello there, agents of the capitalist regime...

I doubt I have a choice in the matter...

Totally called it... now I have to battle Couchio and Vin.

:laugh:

Oh god! The government is watching me! :shocked:

That is an undeniable fact. :D

...at brainwashing Corna's youth...

I will not be a part of the problem!

You and Kicheo don't listen too well, do you?

Phew... I thought he was going to use Strength for a second there...

'kay, bye.

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Oh! You wanted me to leave? Well I guess I'll leave now...

I think I'm almost out of the lands of the molemen. :D

No thank you sir, I am not *****.

NO MEANS NO!

I'm scared...

:laugh: There's no Flying in Brrd. :laugh:

But it was effective enough. ;)

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:laugh:

I can't wait to see the rest of the Rainbow Hills!

:(

If I have any say in it, Corna will be a desolate wasteland before the year is out...

Not a clue...

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Does that make me Moderately-Good-Looking Steven? Or maybe: Violated Steven?

You can't have too many small round birds! :D

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Yes you can.

HURRRRRRR!

You offend all laws of nature!

And now you're dead. :D

Technicolor beam, AWAY!

That's nice of you to say. :D

Errr... well be sure to extricate yourself from the sand when it erupts, 'kay?

"Niveous" refers to something that is snowy... isn't this a volcano, though?

These signs depress me... :(

Hopefully it'll be smooth sailing heading through-

F***! F***! F***! F***! F***! F***! F***!

*ahem*

F***!

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Holy hell! You guys have time travel capabilities!?

'kay.

Why are so many men in this region burly? And why do they all become hikers? Seems like they would avoid that type of exertion...

orly?

I'm confused. :\

Oh, and this is for you - chrunch and Ninja Caterpie:

And...

I now owe you NOTHING!

Oh, I kid...

And I caught this too:

It sucks, but who cares?

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Not you, I hope...

Stop judging me.

BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY-

Yay, something worthwhile!

Really, Baro? Really?

Arsonists?

And it doesn't seem to bother him that his finger is on fire... that's Cornian arsonists for you...

This proves Yahtzee's power. :D

Ha... it's a pun.

Haven't seen anyone use a pun in Corna yet.

It's more 'batshit insane' than 'amazing'... ;)

Is he perpetually on fire, or something?

Useful items from Justin make me happy. :D

Who decided that running a major route through a volcano was a good idea? Seriously... it would have been much easier to build a path around it... MUCH EASIER.

Thanks giradialkia. :D

They could... But why won't they?

I could also... like climb over it, couldn't I? I'm sure that UNHOLYbear would be tall enough to give me a boost... or maybe I could use Roco as a step, or something?

Damn! Another of the blasted devil-rocks!

ohai thar Fire-type that isn't a Fire-type, but is actually a Fire-type. :\

Yes, I can be immature, deal with it.

Ah Maroon Hill... the... err... the... place...? Well at least we're out of that little slice o' hell, eh?

 

[Mr.Silver]

Im dying of laughter...
Also i started playing it and.....I caught TWO babos....IM A MONSTER!

Also Also

ITS ONE BIG TILE ERROR MAP FAMILY!

 

[Yuoaman]

Yuoaman, I swear, if you've named it Javalava, you'll have my first born.

It's a girl... what should we name her? I was thinking Julie...

And: I didn't even realize that they would line up. lol

 

[Mr.Silver]

lol the thought just occured that youll have to burn your hard drive and bury it after you finish the LP.

 

[Yuoaman]

Nah, I found an exorcist who does fabulous work.

And this topic has gotten nearly 5000 views... does... does that make me a celebrity? I sure hope it does, because I've been telling all of my friends that I'm a big-shot on the interwebz...

 

[giradialkia]

It's a girl... what should we name her? I was thinking Julie...

And: I didn't even realize that they would line up. lol

HA!
I'mma be honest here... When I saw you used Javalava, I jumped up and did the "YES!" fist-pull-back-thing. My child... Belongs to you. Julie is fine, if it was a boy it'd have to be Baro, as I'm sure you understand. (he's watching us.. always watching..).
Great update. I mean seriously, what the f*** was Baro thinking when he was writing that "Roker" script?- "Take off your pants".
Because in no way whatsoever is that creepy.

 

[Mr.Silver]

HA!
I'mma be honest here... When I saw you used Javalava, I jumped up and did the "YES!" fist-pull-back-thing. My child... Belongs to you. Julie is fine, if it was a boy it'd have to be Baro, as I'm sure you understand. (he's watching us.. always watching..).
Great update. I mean seriously, what the f*** was Baro thinking when he was writing that "Roker" script?- "Take off your pants".
Because in no way whatsoever is that creepy.

it proves that baro got lazy.

 

[Yuoaman]

it proves that baro got lazy.

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How so?

And you may be thinking to yourself right about now: "Where the **** is my update!?", and if you are not... well I've deluded myself to thinking that people care about the LP (:laugh:). Well, back on topic, the reason there is no update is: ...

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Wait for it...

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You can do it!

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I'm a lazy ****. :D

No shocker, I'm sure... but hopefully sometime tomorrow (at a decent hour today...) I'll have an update.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Nah, I found an exorcist who does fabulous work./QUOTE]

Oooh, exorcist, help please...

Wait, what am I saying?

Hahahahaha.

Ha.

 

[Mr.Silver]

Nah, I found an exorcist who does fabulous work./QUOTE]

Oooh, exorcist, help please...

Wait, what am I saying?

Hahahahaha.

Ha.

Ha ha ha no.
This is what im thinking the exorcist will do,represented by L as the exorcist and Raito as you.

 

[Mr.Silver]

MSN CONVERSATIONS PART 2!

Spoiler:

Kevo211: lol hi
Animeftw01: SO YOU ARE BARO SORCERER!
Kevo211: wut
Kevo211: u want me
Animeftw01: DONT DENY IT I KNOW YOUR BARO!
Kevo211: u want me
Kevo211: in ur bed
Animeftw01: NO BARO I DONT.I WANNA KILL YOU BARO.
Kevo211: fu*k me then..
Kevo211: xD
Animeftw01: NO BARO...NO
Kevo211: aw why
Animeftw01: BECAUSE YOUR BARO
Kevo211: ..
Kevo211: im not bar-
Animeftw01: SURE YOUR NOT.
Animeftw01: Baro.....
Kevo211: ..
Animeftw01: I know you are watching the ABOMINATIONS
Kevo211: ...
Animeftw01: Yes Baro.....I know you do
Kevo211: ..
Animeftw01: Baro....I know your there
Kevo211: ….
Kevo211: idiot
Animeftw01: YOUR BARO! I KNEW IT!
Kevo211: no
Animeftw01: YOU ARE!
Kevo211: NOT
Animeftw01: YOU ARE!
Kevo211: NOT
Animeftw01: ARE TOO!
Kevo211: Are Not
Animeftw01: ARE TOO!
Kevo211: NOT
Animeftw01: ARE TOO!
Kevo211: not
Animeftw01: ARE TOO!
Kevo211: NOT
Animeftw01: You ARE BARO! YOU SAID SO!
Kevo211: no i didnt
Animeftw01: Yes you did
Kevo211: NO
Kevo211: i didnt
Animeftw01: YOU STUTTERED
Kevo211: lol
Animeftw01: SO YOU DONT DENY IT!
Kevo211: i did!
Animeftw01: NO YOU DIDNT! DO YOU KNOW WHO BARO IS!? YOU DO BECAUSE YOUR BARO!
Kevo211: ...
Animeftw01: DONT DENY IT
Animeftw01: So you dont......I KNEW IT!
Kevo211: ..
Kevo211: Im not baro
Animeftw01: But you already are
Kevo211: ..
Kevo211: im not
Animeftw01: Sure....
Kevo211: ..
Animeftw01:baro...
--Kevo211 left the conversation--

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Ha ha ha no.
This is what im thinking the exorcist will do,represented by L as the exorcist and Raito as you.

hahaha no.

I do not understand this stupidity you have stuck up which you call a "joke".

 

[Yuoaman]

Ninja Caterpie: That's just an example of what Baro is doing for the world... Alienating friends since 2009! ;)

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You may be thinking that this update is late...

WELL YOU'D BE WRONG! My LP=My Schedule...

Anyways, update:

UPDATE 22

Spoiler:

:laugh:

A Powergas?

So... it's definitely not a Powergas.

Oh Barney... how far you've fallen...

So... are you farsighted? That thing is ugly as sin...

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:
**** you Powergas, **** you.

Roco's the only one allowed to Selfdestruct! ****ing Powergas...

God... when will the puns stop!?

**** no...

I probably would to... whatever that is.

...the hell?

:laugh:

She went down easy...

Very easy.

:shocked:

Please look half-decent...

C'mon... please... PLEASE!

I will ****ing stop insulting Baro if you look cool!

O_o

**** you Baro...

Seriously... is he a hat now? And why the hell is he sticking his tongue out at me?

There's no choice, is there? :(

:shocked:

Oh my freaking god! This guy has a plausible reason for challenging people!

Is this a sign that northern Corna is more normal!?

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Sadly... I doubt it...

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What the hell does that even mean!?

:laugh:

You do realize that that move is only useful if you have a high-level Pokemon, right?

...he didn't...

Seriously, dude... I'mma really miss you... though you might want to change the title...

:D

And now they're gone. :)

Is it a cookie!? Seriously, I've been waiting like two months for my GOD DAMN COOKIE!

Thanks for the useless berry, strange lady...

Nah... I'm good.

Alright I'll just head out an-

Wait!

This sign has to be wrong... like really...

Holy ****! The sign was right... there is a place called the Deathland(s?).

That's... really depressing. :(

Well isn't that just lovely... :(

...the hell?

Apparently I'm your Master...

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What the hell? A large, bright Pokemon that can spontaneously explode... not exactly the perfect fit for a ninja, is it?

Seriously... ****ed up.

:shocked:

:rambo:

I'm sorry that UNHOLYbear had to do that... but you do not screw with Brrd!

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I'm going to blame that on the fumes coming off of the volcano...

These tombstones are ****ing freaking me out... Who buries their dead in a wild place called "the Deathlands"?

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Cornians, that's who. ;)

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I don't belong to the Deathlands...

Oh hey! You're the exorcist I hired! I was wondering when I'd get to meet you... though I didn't think that I'd have to battle you... :\

When the hell will UNHOLYbear learn some decent moves? Seriously... she's pathetic right now...

Roco's a beast, though. :D

Holy hell, Sever gets even uglier when it evolves... I didn't think that was possible...

I'm sorry I had to do this... :(

:rambo:

Err... I would actually prefer to be cremated...

And I don't think I'm comfortable working with you anymore... sorry.

Emo freak...

Oh and I caught this:

I always wished that that was a real move... :(

Best place to depress the hell out of you?

Oh, I see... the best place to confront strangers!

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A lot of variety you have there.

:laugh:

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You callin' me an 'it'?

Well you are pretty close to a volcano...

That isn't very bright of you... :(

**** NO! HANG UP! HANG THE HELL UP!

Why does my phone continuously betray me?

And why can't it make any sense?

Phone, you'd better keep quiet and not tell him that we're in the Deathlands, beca-

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:shocked:

I know where I'm building my house!

Not those I've seen so far...

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You mean this is the guy who's been stealing my crap!?

I need to have a 'talk' with this guy... :badsmile:

Phew... at least he doesn't suspect about the plane tickets...

Why is that woman partially covered by dirt?

Not even a little bit... :(

Oh you silly ninjas... :cheeky:

And this is how you shouldn't do a Fire/Grass type.

:D

:rambo:

And this isn't Naruto...

I s'pose.

It's a weird sign too...

O__O

What's bigger?

Hey another exorcist! Though I don't think she'd be a good fit... with the insanity and all...

Yahtzee... you rock. :D

I know that there's nothing...

I'm going to walk away now...

OKAY!

**** NO BARO! I WON'T LET YOU WIN!

This place is starting to scare me... o.o

What the hell happened to that poor Arbok...

(If you squint you can kind of see an Arbok in there. :()

:cheeky:

I'm coming Guillermo... I'm coming...

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...the hell.

How else would it be on itself?

No... and what kind of irresponsible parent allows their child to play in the Deathlands? Seriously...

Mission accomplished, I suppose...

Hmmm... there's nothing wrong with this rock at all. :D

You really doubt that the volcanic ash comes from the nearby volcano?

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Morons, all of 'em.

Oh god! What's happened!?

I'll save you Exorcist!

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From that disturbing... thing...

Your welcome.

Aww... I guess this would be a bad place to build a house, then...

And, are any of you exorcists competent at your job?

I'll take that as a negative...

:(

Here I come, Guillermo...

Weird sign, too...

Oh, it's a new joke... you're just crazy...

It's another Sackboi!

That probably would've sounded all deep and mysterious... if her grammar didn't suck so bad, that is.

...I don't understand. :\

I wonder what's supposed to be stored in this...

Witches are strange... :(

Ah... here I come Guillermo...

...the hell?

Was that even supposed to make sense?

These dots are seriously starting to make me uncomfortable...

:badsmile:

 

[Mr.Silver]

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I-i-i-if y-y-you c-change one le-letter, GARO becomes *gulp* BA_O

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[Banjora Marxvile]

O... M... G... There was a Zelda Reference with that Ninja Garo! Woah... Surprised you didn't pick up on that fact, if you knew. A blade wielding shell ghost wouldn't battle with mere Pokemon.

 

[Yuoaman]

O... M... G... There was a Zelda Reference with that Ninja Garo! Woah... Surprised you didn't pick up on that fact, if you knew. A blade wielding shell ghost wouldn't battle with mere Pokemon.

Well... it's been a while since I've played any Zelda games, so I think I missed it... Mind pointing it out?

 

[sab]

I'm starting to freak out... Baro (I can say the name of "you know who") must be able to read REAL minds, because when I was four I saw that sever evolution abomination.

 

[Banjora Marxvile]

Well... it's been a while since I've played any Zelda games, so I think I missed it... Mind pointing it out?

Ever played Majora's Mask? The garo ninjas of Ikana appeared saying the "Master, You've called... Who are you?" when wearing the Garo's Mask, and depart saying what the ninja said about no corpse, then blow themselves up.

 

[Yuoaman]

Ever played Majora's Mask? The garo ninjas of Ikana appeared saying the "Master, You've called... Who are you?" when wearing the Garo's Mask, and depart saying what the ninja said about no corpse, then blow themselves up.

That's probably why I didn't notice it. :P

Majora's Mask is, I think, the only Zelda game I haven't played yet...

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Also; there might be an update tonight, it depends on how much time I get on the computer, though...