Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[*Minun*]

So now everyone in Corna is going to burn to death...

HOORAY!

Great update though, it was too much...

 

[Mirby]

Wait! This might be what Corna needs! Maybe the excess heat will excite everyone's brain cells into activity! Instead of being dormant like they have been!

Then again, I could be wrong... XD

 

[Yuoaman]

Wait! This might be what Corna needs! Maybe the excess heat will excite everyone's brain cells into activity! Instead of being dormant like they have been!

Then again, I could be wrong... XD

I'm thinking that their skulls will become ovens in this sort of heat - which also solves the problem... in a more morbid way though.

 

[Lockmaster24]

two brrrds with one stone

 

[Mirby]

I'm thinking that their skulls will become ovens in this sort of heat - which also solves the problem... in a more morbid way though.

I like your solution better.

And I really have been in Corna too long. I just thought that maybe the increased solar activity caused by Kaosune would excite the Earth's magnetic field, thus powering up Electric Pokémon... D:

 

[Yuoaman]

I like your solution better.

And I really have been in Corna too long. I just thought that maybe the increased solar activity caused by Kaosune would excite the Earth's magnetic field, thus powering up Electric Pokémon... D:

But that would require some sort of solar-powered electromagnet... which I doubt Band Ambar has the resources to build.

Also, update:

UPDATE 48

Spoiler:

Ugh... I guess I had better get going to this 'Ditch Sea', we can't let business mechanics expand the sun with... science I suppose. :\

Why do they call this the Ditch Sea though?

Oh... it's a trench. Trenches are sort of like ditches.

Clever?

How the **** did nature produce something that regular? It's almost as if someone made the whole trench...

Oh god Baro.

At least I can get out of this goddamn country now.

Too much what, exactly - phone? Ketchup?

I would assume they used the same gaping rectangular hole we did.

That's one thing we have in common, I guess. Now let's just open this thing and-

There's no door... How... how did Band Ambar get in there, then?

Well as long as they aren't forbidden, I guess we'll be fine.

Why did I even read this - it's not as if it would make sense even if I did understand the damned alphabet.

Goddamn ancient Cornians and your cryptic writings...

It's a good thing no one made these rooms forbidden or we would never get inside.

And this interests me in what way?

What... what is this nonsense? How can this thing feed itself with a mouth that small? What does it feed on insanity or something?

Too much... salt on your fries?

...good job keeping me out of the room that we are now standing in, soldier.

Oh god please stop grunting.

Damn those naturally occurring puzzles.

By who? YOU? :laugh:

Bulging muscles or not, bunnies can't stand against Roco.

...to have a puppy?

Yeah, that Chaos God likes his rooms warm and fordibben.

...Tim?

Why would this scare Tim, though?

Almost everything can be solved with some RAGE OF THE DRAGON.

Oh god, his mouth is only on one side of his face.

Oh god, the worm with half a mouth is in love with UNHOLYbear.

At least I don't have to look at it anymore...

WHY WILL NO ONE SPEAK IN COMPLETE SENTENCES?

Well... good luck with all of that, I guess. :\

Hmmm?

This is kind of creepy...

WILL THIS HALLWAY NEVER END?

Jesus hell... it's been like half an hour...

Might as well turn back and find another way. I wonder how long it will take me to get-

Back?

Wait, what? What is this?

I dont-

I mean I just can't-

...moving on.

There sure are a lot of completely natural rock formations in this place.

Yep, nothing at all suspicious about anything at all here.

Err... W-T-F?

SOMEBODY FROM BAND AMBAR REMEMBERS ME.

But for how long?

My name isn't 'fro what you did', crazy lady.

You and what army?

That... doesn't make any sense in a scientific context.

Let's see how your 'army' does against mine, shall we?

Word.

I think we all know what this calls for...

Yeah - that.

I assure you that it did happen, and is likely to happen once more if you don't start talking like a person.

That's its power? The power to frighten? So it doesn't maim, dismember, or do anything else at all intimidating?

...Amber is the sister of the Chaos God? Or is your English getting worse?

But not before I enjoy the spectacle, right? :\

THESE DOORS MAKE NO SENSE.

Oh, but this happened:

Wait, what?

...why did Brrrput on a rooster mask?

...and why is he a toaster?

Well as long as I'm being tossed around by the doors I'd might as well stock up.

Damn the Cornian economy.

And we're back. :\

Look at me taking the right way for a change.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

...I think I'll stick to the side for now.

I'm on a roll with these good decisions.

Did... did I just descend several thousand feet?

Damn you, naturally occurring puzzles!

But I still triumph.

It just occurred to me... why am I not burning alive right no-

...better to avoid thoughts like that...

Rayquaza?

Because a lot of statues can float rest on lava without melting.

I see no 'Chaos God'...

Heat chaos?

Also, apparently in Corna all myths are true...

Did you not once consider hiring a scientist to make sure your plan made sense?

Because you are ****ing insane. And I want to know how to get into the sub.

Err... care to punctuate that erroneous statement?

I guess she doesn't like having her grammar corrected.

Holy crap, what the hell is wrong with your leg? It's all... twisted around.

He is a pro...

...a pro at poisoning, that is.

We will remember your sacrifice, comrade.

You're just prolonging the inevitable, Amber.

You also made it much worse for yourself...

Oh look, it's not a Pokeball.

...so that's how we're playing it...

Well Roco can play this game better.

You keep thinking that. :\

You expect to command the God of Chaos with a cane... Are you mad?

I know, I know - stupid question.

Your cane has cleared the fog, great job.

Oh, not this again...

Hey did the Chaos God move?

Apparently it did.

And apparently it doesn't much care for Amber and her silly cane.

He isn't a dog, Amber... He's more like some sort of Eldritch Abomination, if Corna has taught me anything.

...exactly what you should have expected?

...alright?

...it was a stone cane, what did you expect?

Who knew that amplifying the sun would make it hotter? Not I, surely.

...do you guys regularly bash your heads with bats or what?

...banana?

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...yeah, that.

It's your funeral. Where I will dance on your grave.

Wait, who's talking right now?

WHO IS SAYING WHAT?

Stop trying to deny the sun, it's silly.

IT IS A STONE ROD, IT DOES NOTHING.

No, I'm pretty sure World is fine, it's just Corna that's ****ed.

...where did they even come from?

WE WILL NEVER PARLEY WITH GRAN'S ARMIES, WE WILL HAVE THEIR LAND.

I sincerely hope you mean heat stroke, I would hate to imagine someone tallying all the cells experiencing heat shock...

Yeah, I can't imagine the pay being that great either.

...I'm so tired of you whining on about that damned cane.

What's with all the emphasis?

Because the sun is drastically affecting this chamber filled with molten lava...

No, I think I'll find my own way-

Oh god what is all this?

MY EYES!

That it is, that it is...

ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU DOOMED ALL OF CORNA. :D

Wait... it's her fault... but she shouldn't blame herself?

Because all myths are true, y'know.

If it had actually happened there would be some sort of record so you wouldn't have to actually search for it, now would you?

STOP RELYING ON CANES TO FIX YOUR PROBLEMS.

Like... the ocean?

What makes you so certain?

...why will no one finish their sentences?

Err... before I answer that... where the hell did you come from?

...the sun's actually the same size - just amplified...

...the hell? HOW OLD IS THIS GUY?

Why are you speaking aloud and not looking at me? :\

Stop with the info dump, it's not normal...

Alright... bye - I guess.

I believe I asked that question fir-

But... you don't even know who I am... :\

And another leaves without knowing whether I have a way off this island or not.

Oh god. :laugh:

Amber and Annie went to get that. :laugh:

This is going to be ****ing hilarious.

 

[Candy]

So... many... pictures...

The un-forbidden "fordibben" rooms is made of dimensional holes. Big deal...

 

[dead-man-walking]

OHMYGOD. CAPTUREKAOSUNE. CAPTURE THE DAMN CHAOS GOD OF ELECTRIC-EMPOWERING SUN-EXPANSION.

It looks not as grotesque as the other Baromon from the OW Sprite.
(I mean, seriously Baro. Did you make Kaosune that pants-crapping too?)

 

[Sage Harpuia]

I HAVE A CANE!!! I AM IMMORTAL NOW:badsmile:!!!!!!!!1111111!
In the next update catch kaosune...you can use it to destroy Corna. Totally.

I like your solution better.

And I really have been in Corna too long. I just thought that maybe the increased solar activity caused by Kaosune would excite the Earth's magnetic field, thus powering up Electric Pokémon... D:

tecnically when sun powers-up, Earth's magnetic field will be wiped out and all the eletronic device on earth will explode. Amber didn't get this right, did her?
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Or maybe they want to power up electrode's explosion to win double-battle easly? Oh god, they are explosion+protect spammer!!:shocked: RUN, RUN NOW!

 

[Teh Baro]

Actually the original explanation (non-canon in the original pokemon universe, though) was implying the electric pokemon work with solar power

 

[Yuoaman]

Actually the original explanation (non-canon in the original pokemon universe, though) was implying the electric pokemon work with solar power

I don't want to imagine where all the Cornian Pokemon are keeping their solar panels... D:

 

[Dragiiin]

You should've gotten fire tree because that thing is the best corna pokemon ever.

 

[*Minun*]

You should've gotten fire tree because that thing is the best corna pokemon ever.

So you think that a burning tree is the best corna pokemon ever? PAUL THE OCTOPUS DISAGREES!

(srsly, Paul is the best pokemon in this entire LP...except maybe brrrd)

 

[dragoniteuser]

You should've gotten fire tree because that thing is the best corna pokemon ever.

He couldn't have gotten it.
Do you know why?
It's a mistery! LOL

 

[Dragiiin]

He couldn't have gotten it.
Do you know why?
It's a mistery! LOL

IT'S COALCHAR.
And it's awesome.

 

[Candy]

Actually the original explanation (non-canon in the original pokemon universe, though) was implying the electric pokemon work with solar power

You know what? That's what I thought when I first read this LP :\

 

[Yuoaman]

Stop trying to force sense into the nonsensicality that is Corna, guys. It's creeping me the hell out.

 

[Teh Baro]

I don't want to imagine where all the Cornian Pokemon are keeping their solar panels... D:

Their cells, pretty much like grass type pokemon with chlorophyll?

Hmm, I should have made a grass type team (the point was that I couldn't do much editions so I wanted/had to keep the sunshine effect)

 

[Yuoaman]

Their cells, pretty much like grass type pokemon with chlorophyll?

Hmm, I should have made a grass type team (the point was that I couldn't do much editions so I wanted/had to keep the sunshine effect)

...okay?

And it's not so much that there goal is silly it's that the means to achieving that goal is utterly ridiculous. And what's worse is that over time they start becoming more elaborate and ridiculous. First they were going to use a Ghost Scope/IR thing to do it, then they were using a freaking volcano... They then decided the most logical step was to awaken and Eldritch Abomination, I don't even know anymore...

 

[Mirby]

Apparently, when Cornians are remorseful, their speech centers give out and they can no longer speak in full sentences.

Yes, remorse also causes the IQ of Cornians to drop dramatically.

Or that's how it seems to me. Personally, I didn't know that their IQ could go any lower, but meh.