Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[Dragiiin]

Actually, let it be noted that the sun is the source of electricity.

 

[Sage Harpuia]

Stop trying to force sense into the nonsensicality that is Corna, guys. It's creeping me the hell out.

Now that I consider it, lately cornians makes more sense lately...I mean they used a SUBMARINE to go UNDERWATER...from team amber I expected something like a plane or a plushie whale or...the cane itself.it's scaring, really.

 

[Yuoaman]

Now that I consider it, lately cornians makes more sense lately...I mean they used a SUBMARINE to go UNDERWATER...from team amber I expected something like a plane or a plushie whale or...the cane itself.it's scaring, really.

But imagine what they would have turned to if the submarine had failed...

And I'll probably play some more tomorrow so I can get another update up this weekend.

 

[saifors]

you have to catch Chaos god and call him Revenge God and get revenge on Corna for this Crazy adventure yoyu had... DO IT!... Please?

 

[Yuoaman]

I hate how long it's been since I last posted an update. :(

I can't make promises, but I will do my very best to get a new update posted sometime this weekend.

 

[Yuoaman]

I hate how long it's been since I last posted an update. :(

I can't make promises, but I will do my very best to get a new update posted sometime this weekend.

 

[Teh Baro]

Next wednesday you make a year in Corna.
Just saying.

 

[Sage Harpuia]

Next wednesday you make a year in Corna.
Just saying.

You are right! Happy quartz-day, Yuoaman. Cornians are going to buy a special present for you! Only for you...:paranoid:

 

[sab]

You are right! Happy quartz-day, Yuoaman. Cornians are going to buy a special present for you! Only for you...:paranoid:

Why do you say "happy"? I also like to wish you a happy (or more likely sad) quartz-day.

 

[Yuoaman]

One year and twelve minutes ago I started this thread... Holy **** I've been in Corna for far too long - hopefully I can get out soon...

 

[Sage Harpuia]

One year and twelve minutes ago I started this thread... Holy **** I've been in Corna for far too long - hopefully I can get out soon...

Ah, funny, I didn't realized that was on the same day of my birthday...
Oh dear God. WHY, WHY?:(

 

[Mirby]

Happy Corna Day.

Your present is more time in this atrocity they call a place to reside, where intelligence is unheard of and logic is a thing of mythology.

 

[sab]

Ah, funny, I didn't realized that was on the same day of my birthday...
Oh dear God. WHY, WHY?:(

I guess that may be happy birthday then, or maybe not...

Happy Corna Day.

Your present is more time in this atrocity they call a place to reside, where intelligence is unheard of and logic is a thing of mythology.

Actually I think it's a thing of mistery.

And to yuoaman, try to finish this as quickly as possible. Don't let this abomination turn two!

 

[Teh Baro]

Happy Corna day everyone.

I was expecting an update today tho -_-

 

[Yuoaman]

I had planned one, but I was too exhausted that day to do much that required a lot of concentration. I'm about to boot up Quartz to play though, so if I work at it I could get one up late tonight.

 

[Yuoaman]

WHO CAN DELIVER ON OCCASION BUT NOT USUALLY? I CAN.

UPDATE 49

Spoiler:

This is going to be ****ing hilarious. :badsmile:

...wait, what?

I'm serious, why did you word it the way you did?

Is it some sort of robot-plant?

Apparently I'm the only trainer in Corna that has any trouble getting Full Restores. :\

How couldn't it happen, I think you mean.

Cans all over the damned place...

Oh, it looks like I'm getting clo-

OH GOD! THE WHITE, IT BURNS MY EYES!

I can't see any entrance to this blinding monolith... I guess there's only one thing to do.

...go back to the deep. :(

Why is there so much of that strange water-grass down here?

You never get used to it. :\

I kind of want to kick your ass for calling me 'kiddo'... :rambo:

:laugh:

That's my favorite part.

Wait... wait... wait... wait...

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Oh dear god...

Still no damned entrance, how does anyone get to this freaking city?

Mermaids in Corna go "Ufufufufu" apparently. This was not something I ever needed to know.

Facing reality drowns Cornians, this explains so much.

Alright? :\

Why I am down here I do not know.

Holy ****, it's one of the few Cornians that make sense.

And where would this entrance be, exactly?

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...bastard.

What the hell is with this place? Why exactly do they have to keep everyone out...?

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO ****ING INTENT ON KEEPING ME OUT?

It looks like they didn't count on Yahtzee's badassery, though. :badsmile:

Alright, I wonder where everyone is...

Friend? Who are you, again? :\

...at baking?

Nah, I'd prefer to-

Dammit.

And no, we didn't meet. You wandered up to me, spouted some nonsense, then flew away. At no point did either of us exchange greetings or in any other way 'met' one another.

Crackpot.

How the hell would anyone know this...?

Oh god they have x-ray vision.

I don't want to, but you're going to make me regardless, aren't you? :(

Knew it...

Wait. Did you just mention that you were over 300 years old without elaborating at all...?

And who was this mag- Oh god, Baro.

Why do you keep using quotation marks like that?

And now you've just said 'lawl', fantastic... :\

Must I?

Well if a legend says it then it must be true.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

...folk wisdom?

It always scares me when you guys pronounce ellipses like that.

I would prefer to get this done before I-

And apparently I've lost the ability to open doors, damned sorcery...

There isn't much else I can do. :\

It's so chaotic in here, what with the... err... rocks...

...and the sentient penises...

...and the sunli-

AREN'T I IN A CAVE?

And there goes the inexplicable sunlight. :\

And still no sunlight.

Somebody smashed the penis-mushroom, why would they do this?

It brought it on itself, what with its status effects. :badsmile:

Welcome back, sun.

I don't understand what I'm doing right now.

And the room's red now, awesome...

Is it just me or is the Chaos God lopsided...?

You almost look intimidating, little guy. :D

And Band Ambar planned to use this ability to power up electric types?

DRAIN HIM OF ALL LIFE, TEH-PRO!

****.

Double ****.

Triple s-

...you get it.

GODDAMMIT, STAY INSIDE THE BALL YOU GOD OF CHAOS YOU.

Dammit. :(

Wow, you're almost useful, UNHOLYbear.

...mithology?

...Firing Chaos?

This makes little se-

Wait, Master of Chaos?

Alright guys, what are we going to call this little fella?

 

[*Minun*]

Door charming sorcery?

Spoiler:

Also, as for a name...

Um... UNHOLYlizard?

 

[altariaking]

Call him....
Boar
Barogon
mithology
ugly
Quartz
Chaos-God

Just a few suggestions :\

 

[Kaylee Krysteenah Fynch]

Chaosun?

...or BURNorder... (order, we shall watch it BURN XD)

 

[Teh Baro]

Kawa is the guy that was in the Marble castle and that gave you the cane of order.
I don't know if I already commented this, but he's based on Kawa, the author of Elitemap and many other hacking tools. His sprite is based on his old avatar in acmlm's board and he wrote his own lines.
Incuding that "lawl"

Also, I am all for Barogon