PokéParty Time! [Throw things like crazy at the next poster!]

Gahhh, how could you??? I was eating ice cream, you know! The last thing I need is to get poisoned right now. :(

*throws half-eaten poisoned Casteliacone at the next person*
 
How could your be so cruel? This half-eaten Casteliacone was a Vanillite all along, you villain! >:( Officer Jenny, I would like to report this heinous crime!

Oh dear, it appears to be holding a Toxic Orb. That won't do! *carelessly throws over shoulder at the next person*
 
Mwahahaha...I know Facade! *Evil laughter turns into gross Badly-Poisoned noises*

I throw a Komala Coffee at the next person (suddenly, I'm a bit too sick to drink it myself...)
 
Ooooh, coff—WAIT, what is this?! An actual Komala was hiding in the mug and now it's chasing me!! It seems pretty angry... 😱

Well, I hope no one minds if I casually throw a raging Gyarados at the next person!
 
OK, as long as I don't move, this is fine.
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*twitches*
[edited for excessively graphic description of being smashed to pieces by rocks]

With what remains of my limbs, I'm going to throw a Slowpoketail at the next user!
 
*catches* You know, I have absolutely no idea why psychics bend perfectly good spoons. You can't really use them to eat things after that, and they have no other purpose. This is a waste of perfectly good stainless steel!

*hurls the angry Alakazam this spoon belonged to at the next poster*
 
Uh....hey buddy....nice spoon you got here. Haha....can't eat with it so um....would you like it back? No? Uh....hold on let me find you a different spoon then.

*Digs around in my bag and pulls out a Chesto Berry, but soon tosses it aside towards the next poster.*
 
All right I can make some Spicy Poffins with this.

*throws Spicy Poffins at next user*
 
Oh? This looks delic- HOT! SOMEONE GET ME SOME MILK!

*Goes over to grab some moomoo milk, but it accidentally slips and flies over to the next poster.*
 
*ducks* Yeaaaaaaah no, unpasteurised flying milk isn't really my sort of thing.

*throws a Secret Key at the next poster*
 
*Stares at the key.* Um.....what is this for and where can I find the lock?

*Looking around the room, a fashion case was knocked down and goes towards the next poster.*
 
*catches* It's actually raining outside right now, so this is very useful if I plan on going out. xD

*tosses HM01 Cut at the next poster*
 
Oh shi--*squish*
Note to self: do not try to catch the whale.

*throws Groudon back in retaliation*
 
Jeez....why is it so sunny outside no- Why is...there a giant lobster outside my.....oh jeez....REALLY!?

*Tosses over a pair of Black Glasses.*
 
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