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Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch...