Problem Solving: Pokémon Style!

[Roni]

easy! just get a bunch of Meowths to spam Payday until you get enough money to not have to commit tax evasion! _{what do you mean it's gonna ruin the economy?}

shoot! someone already nabbed the last stock on those pair of shoes i've been eyeing. how am i to get them now?

 

[Bug]

Ah, not to worry. You can simply rob a tangela. Better hope those shoes are your size though...

Oh dear. I've already broken my new years resolution. What am I to do?

 

[Roni]

looks like you'll need celebi to rewind time for a bit so you can fix your mistake eh?

shoot, i didn't get hired for the job i really wanted. how do i go about this?

 

[CelloX]

Why get a job when you can start your own manual labor business with machoke labor?

I can't read these ancient writings...

 

[Roni]

get these handy dandy unowns to translate them for you!

ah shoot my veggies have gone bad after being left out! help a guy out!

 

[CelloX]

Perhaps calyrex can grow you some new ones?

I need to get into Fort Knox...

 

[Roni]

let's bust in there with trusty Machamp! wait why are doing this again?

can anyone help me fix my procrastination habit?

 

[CelloX]

I can get a malamar to hypnotize you into doing your work, if you want

I want to explore the galaxy

 

[Roni]

well then hop onto Palkia and let's get going!

help i burnt my tongue bcs i was too impatient with my hot chocolate!

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

There comes Chansey healing your tongue.

I haven't learned anything and tomorrow is my exam!

 

[Roni]

just get Hypno to manipulate your teacher into giving you top marks! unethical, but it works!

i've stuck my tongue on this frozen pole! don't ask me how this happened, just help!

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

This is the second time your tongue fell into a problem, nvm. My Charizard uses flame thrower melting the pole and freeing your tongue. It also had made a bonfire for you to warm yourself. Say thanks to my Charizard.

HALP!! I am drowning. Someone Help fast!

 

[Roni]

let's just get Primal Groudon out here to dry up the seas so no one ever drowns again!

i'm lost in space and can't contact home base anymore! help me!

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

My Palkia saw you and rescued you to mother earth.

I broke my mother's lovely vase.

 

[Roni]

have my Persian spam Payday so you can afford a new one for her!

my pants are on fire AAAA

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

You shall forget your pants and wear newly weaved leafy trousers by my lovely Leavanny.

I again missed my school bus.

 

[Roni]

get to school faster than a bus by riding trusty Rapidash!

my house is haunted...

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

My Spiritomb will befriend all spirits and cleanse your house in no time.

I am starving in this famine.

 

[Roni]

don't worry i got plenty of Bounsweets and Cherubi's for us to stay nourished

i wanna be taller so i can join the basketball squad...

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

No need to be taller when Digletts will just bounce you up from the ground.

Oooof! Its 2 hours now, and the traffic is still much. I want to cross the road...