Reasons you wouldn't give for not passing up your homework.

Kaizer-X

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    Well as the name suggest you will have to give a reason you wouldn't give your teacher for not passing up homework xD. Keep it simple and imaginative, who knows when when these reasons will come in handy xD.

    Well i will start off,

    I accidentally posted my homework instead of the letter to my uncle in Hawaii.
     
    Oh yeah that thing. It got caught in the fire that happened doing the experiment for the homework. But if you want i have cideo of the experiment and the homework being burned. Just ignore the floating hand seemingly putting it into the fire after dousing it with gasoline. Oh and my voice saying burn baby burn.
     
    T'is on my USB? lol rubbish excuse i use it and get away with it a bit (coz it actually is)
     
    My cat thought it was catnip, so it shredded it and proceeded to try and find a $100 bill....
     
    I put in your pigeonhole.
     
    I had to go get therapy after seeing that sick face of yours while assigning the homework.
     
    "Teacher, you're a loser in life and thus, I felt I deserved to be free from doing your pathetic homework."

    "The joker, teacher.....The joker came..and--well, you know his ways of terrorizing our city! He came and destroyed -of all things- my homework!" (More ironic if the city is not in your area)

    "Because this world is going to fall into the darkness, teacher...I must seal the heart of all worlds with my keyblade! And with that note, I probably won't be coming to school anymore!"
     
    I went to Burger King with my homework and Ronald McDonald stole it. He tore it up to bits and left them one the ground, then What-a-Man's dog came in and crapped on it. The Burger Prince disintegrated the product and gave me the ashes.

    So yes, hamburgers ate my homework.
     
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