Rock, Paper... My Foot!

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your blow torch is mo match against my mud!

 

[Bellum]

I dispose of your mud with my vaccuum cleaner!

 

[Akiba]

Your vacuum cleaner shorts circuits due of infinite amperage.

Spoiler:

I = V/R, where R is resistance, and resistance is futile.

 

[PikaNitro]

The amperage in your plugged in vacuum cleaner is so ginormous that it causes all the Electricity in your City to short circuit causing a life-long city-wide Power Outage! No match for God, huh?

 

[Skystrike]

Suddenly, everyone stops believing in God.

God disappears.

So much for God, huh?

 

[GarlandDaHero]

Your disbelief stands no chance against my gatling gun!

 

[inheartstaco]

Your gattling gun is forever trumped by my sugar cubes

 

[Skystrike]

And your sugar cubes are no match to...

my foot!

 

[Fernbutter]

Your foot is gone thanks to my 7 duck size horses!

 

[Master Bryss]

Your seven duck sized horses are easily devoured by my giraffe with hydra heads!

 

[Bellum]

Your hydra headed giraffe falls before my army of mini Natsu's (:<

 

[Akiba]

Well... Your army of mini Natsu are overwhelmed by my army of life-sized Natsu. {XD}

 

[Skystrike]

And your life-sized Natsu are destroyed by my giant ones.

 

[srinator]

dont knows what natsu's are but behold my mega king kong

 

[Melty~]

Mega King Kong is defeated by the new version of Godzilla~~~~~~~~

 

[Bellum]

dont knows what natsu's are but behold my mega king kong

Natsu is a character in an anime called Fairy tail. There was an episode where he was broken into a lot of mini versions of him.

Anyways, your Godzilla will be demolished by my pinky finger (:<

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your pinky finger can't handle my acid! >:D

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

Your acid has nothing on my Tootsie Pop!

 

[Apollo]

Your Tootsie Pop will just be destroyed by my little child's mouth!

 

[TY]

your little child's mouth stands no chance against Mother Russia