Opposite Day
too old for name changes
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- Age 32
- ∞Rain town, Norway
- Seen Aug 12, 2014
I just realized that we might very well have a good baseline for what the fakemon could look like: (And finally the DCC actually got to be useful!)
(A bump of this seemed a bit in order to me)
Okay, no more I promise.
Spoiler:
"Anti-Pop Culture Warrior"
Gender Ratio: 100% Female
Ability: Extremely Thick Fat
Fire and Ice moves deal 1 damage, pokemon takes 50% a turn unless given proper nutrition (must be at least deep fried or over 10,000 calories)
Can't fit into normal pokeballs, must use the Heavy Ball.
Type: Normal / Obese
Item held if encountered in the wild: Moo-(Moob) Milk
Height: 5"10
Weight: You don't want to know
Evolves from Snorlax at level 50, or alternatively use "Supersize Fries and Coke x50" on it.
-- Body Slam
-- Yawn
-- Snore
-- Rest
-- History
-- Pokemon Chaos
-- tl;dr
-- I am the Walrein
53 Stockpile
53 Swallow
57 Salads - Heals 1% HP
59 Fried Chicken - Heals 25% HP
62 Lard - Heals 37.5% HP
64 McD - Heals 50% HP
TMs, Move Tutors and Egg Moves: Same as Snorlax
HP - 200
Atk - 125
Def - 95
SpA - 35
SpD - 125
Speed - -5
Anti @ Leftovers
Impish, 252 HP / 252 Def / 6 SpD
Body Slam
McD
Crunch
Earthquake
Great set, except he'll die of starvation after about 2 turns unless you're spamming McD =(
Anti @ Diet
Adamant, 252 Attack / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Belly Drum
Return
Earthquake
Crunch
OMG RUNNNNNN
Anti @ McDonalds
Impish, 252 HP / 252 Attack / 6 SpD
Return
Earthquake
Crunch
Fire Punch
McD prevents lost HP, so you can sweep.
Anti @ Choice Specs
Rash, 252 SpA / 252 Def / 6 SpD
History
tl;dr
POKEMON CHAOS
I am the Walrein
Pretty much just to spam I am the Walrein, 2HKOes every non-Soundproof pokemon, even Blissey. The rest of his moves are lackluster though, POKEMON CHAOS is probably your next best bet.
Weaknesses:
Embargo (take that), Liposuction, and Thief and Covet (steal food from the tank). Still very dangerous though, I am the Walrein is definitely something to look out for. Also Bug Bite will work although said pokemon will spontaneously explode / grow substantially fatter and die of anorexia as a result.
A little extra (Warning big picture)
Spoiler:
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(A bump of this seemed a bit in order to me)