Sabotage the user above

[Lavender]

Too bad I have thought of every passphrase you are capable of saying so it would never be secret! :D

I'm going to fight the sun, he has ruled the world for too long!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Too bad I depleted all your Water type moves' PP! ^^

I am fighting this snooty Primarina in a Pokémon duel! No way I will let her win!

 

[ReKoil]

I fuse you with Dewgong and now Primarina thinks you're a mermaid too and she does your hair for you!

Spoiler:

I'm going to drop off Primarina and Gardevoir at the mall

 

[Lavender]

Too bad they don't get is your car because they think you have a cold with how freezing it is in there!

I'm going to go to another dimension!

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Too bad, you are trapped in that another dimension and became Vaprygon, and only way to recover you is from booting up the PC !!


I am going to bite a lemon directly.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Too bad lemon juice went in your eyes!

i'm going to whistle on a mountain.

 

[Megan]

I made sure nobody is there to hear the whistle. So, did you really whistle at all? :P

I'm going to stress over the smallest things!

 

[Tsutarja]

but now that you want to stress, those small things are now big things to stress over!

i want to feel motivated to do something today

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Too bad you have nothing else to do than stare at a wall!

I shall be the most famous Pokémon on PokéCommunity forums!

 

[ReKoil]

I change your username to Floaty Bouncy Drifblim right before, so now you're a famous Drifblim =D

I'm going to learn how to play the piano.

 

[Lavender]

Too bad it's that one enemy from mario 64!

Spoiler: https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/f/fd/Mad_Piano_Model_SM64.png

I'm going to worry about stuff.

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Error 404: That stuff no longer exists




I am going to finish up my breakfast in few minutes.

 

[Megan]

You get a phone call that will take you way longer!

I'm going to forget what I wanted to do!

 

[Tsutarja]

nope, that's not how that works...you now remember everything without fail!

i was going to edit a podcast, but i feel like i need to do other things right now!

 

[Lavender]

Too bad your podcast will be deleted if you don't edit it this instant!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You did not write anything to do so I will sabotage your idleness by registering you for the race on foot in Holon Desert!

I am about to start interviewing Professor Oak!

 

[ReKoil]

I spray tan him and give him a mullet so that nobody will recognize him and people will think that you interviewed some random person!

I'm going to catch up with my notifications after a very busy day =D

 

[Tsutarja]

oh sorry i just gave you another one!

i'm finna catch some z's while i have the chance before it gets too late and i need to be up early

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!


Sounds familiar ? You lost your chance to catch the z's while you were up against the people who say the above lines.




I am going to lit up a match stick.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Too bad i accidentally dropped the match stick & box in the ocean!

i'm going to grind up my team at Cinnabar Island.