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GOOOOOD MORRNNNIIING MAADAAAAMMME !!!


I don't believe and like those things, hence you keep teaching them to me, whereas I will just play out some 1v1 battles in Pokemon GO !!
And I provide you another privilege; you can teach those things to me to your heart's content, until you are bored out doing it.






I am going to see in a mirror.
 
Good news: you survived. Now, you develop an intense addiction for more demandingly hectic Friday works!

I'm going to pay last month's rent.
 
I've sent a message to your landlord that the money you sent is a donation to them, and your rent is still to come!

I'm going to learn how to bake a cake!
 
I will teach you!
Yes, my last attempt ended with the Squirtle Squad needing to intervene, but one learns more from their errors than their successes, right ?

I am going to ensure this ancient artifact gets in a museum where it belongs!
 
Can I say that having ancient artifact with you means that you might also belong to that ancient era ? So if you go there, the museum authority might keep you in museum and will place a board in front of you saying that this is one of the ancestor of Iron Valiant !!



It's raining now, and I am feeling cold in summer due to it. I am getting ecstatic due to it.
 
I stole your shower so that you can't take it anywhere! No prom for you! :devilish:

I'm going to sell off this shower that I obtained in a totally legal way.
 
Lavender changed his looks and outfit, and coincidentally you sold that shower back to him !!
(Though, didn't Lavender lost his money for his own shower🤪)


I am going to eat dry fruits.
 
I change your prices so that you have to accept pebbles for them =D

I'm going to buy my own ice cave!
 
You did got ready on time, though you got stuck in the traffic for so long that your work time was finished by the moment you reached your workplace !



I am going to buy some sweets.
 
I've hidden an alarm clock somewhere in your office building. It goes off on the PA every 5 minutes =D

I'm going to do the laundry.
 
Snorlax and Munchlax squad consumed all your resources, and you scurried out and went to Pokemon Center !



I am feeling and tired, as I had only slept for 2.5 hours before waking up 3 hours ago.
 
I sabotage your tiredness by forcing you to sleep in a bed for the next 6 hours :fufu:

I'm going to say hello to the neighbors.
 
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