TheFallenUmbreon
Dreams shall never fall...
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Well duh!!! Who doesn't give their hotdog a leash?!
What's this? (looks at hand)
What's this? (looks at hand)
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Limanya
Page of Breath
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- alterniia. are you bliind or 2omethiing?
- Seen Jun 6, 2013
That's simple. With a bathtub of course.
How am i typing this?
How am i typing this?
Sweet Smoochum
Banned
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- NEW JERSEY, Sayreville. 08872.
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You think it's the greatest invention to mankind other than cars or tonkas or robots, or parts designed to move mechanically to climb the sides of skyscrapers.
Why don't I get dates? (The fruit.)
Why don't I get dates? (The fruit.)
Pokestick good times.
[i]cheeky[/i]
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Because you're totally too cool for them.
Why don't everyone obey me?
Why don't everyone obey me?
droomph
weeb
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Because you're the single most powerful person on the planet.
Trespassers will trespass on this property.
Trespassers will trespass on this property.
Sweet Smoochum
Banned
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- NEW JERSEY, Sayreville. 08872.
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Everyone loves being controlled by a control freak who is on the verge of human domination, who doesn't know what's best for others, nor really cares, and overall gives the worst advice possible, such as telling a girl not to look at boys, and just look at girls, even though she likes the opposite gender, but is too scared to admit, because of teasing... that and just being insecure overall, and making her hate having no control over her life or her own decisions... People love being controlled, don't they?! They love feeling like no one lets them have control over their own life or their own decisions, and they like having others not respect their opinions enough to know what's right for them, especially if they know themselves.
Why do I hate my careless, controlling ex-boyfriend?
As to the above post, because people just love walking on others lawns, thinking it's fun to stomp on ant hills, and get rid of the ant population, since no one, and I mean no one likes bugs or being bitten by them...
Why do I hate my careless, controlling ex-boyfriend?
As to the above post, because people just love walking on others lawns, thinking it's fun to stomp on ant hills, and get rid of the ant population, since no one, and I mean no one likes bugs or being bitten by them...
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TheFallenUmbreon
Dreams shall never fall...
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No. But I do have 2 holes above my mouth.
Why do I have eyes?
Why do I have eyes?
mineox100
Hey.
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- Canada, ON
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So there won't be an empty space between your hair and your nose! Duh!
Why can I run?
Why can I run?
TheFallenUmbreon
Dreams shall never fall...
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Because Bidoof the god of all Pokemon gave us...uuuhhhh..I mean u the ability to run!!! Lucky -.- and u were supposed to know that! It's in the pokederp bible!
Why do I have a pet rock?
Why do I have a pet rock?
TheFattestSnorlax
New year, new possibilities
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I'm sorry but he got run over by a car.
Why is there a cow on my lawn?
Why is there a cow on my lawn?
TheFallenUmbreon
Dreams shall never fall...
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They are floating pillows of course
How do I start a fire using my nose?
How do I start a fire using my nose?
Bluerang1
pin pin
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You use lava as nose drops.
Why doesn't grass grow as tall as trees?
Why doesn't grass grow as tall as trees?
TheFallenUmbreon
Dreams shall never fall...
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Grass is dead Oddish half buried underground so they can't grow when they're dead
What am I made out of?
What am I made out of?
Pokestick good times.
[i]cheeky[/i]
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Rainbows and crap.
If Darwin was so smart, how did he die?
If Darwin was so smart, how did he die?
goldenyellowcrystal
A Black Crystal of Mystery
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- Aspertia City, Unova
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He turned into a carrot and was eaten by a computer.
How the heck do clouds fly?
How the heck do clouds fly?
mineox100
Hey.
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- Canada, ON
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Oh, that's simple! It has an invisible jet pack on it!
Why is grass, green?
Why is grass, green?
Pokestick good times.
[i]cheeky[/i]
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Grass is green? You want to know why? How very very interesting.
Why you log me out, PC?
Why you log me out, PC?
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