Sarcastic Answers

[U.Flame]

-13 According to researchers.

Who's the bad guy in Sonic?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I think it was Bowser.

What is up with the adverts?

 

[CyanFlame]

The sky is up... and
ad verts
ad = advertisment
verts = green
green advertisements?
They usually suck.

So how about that airplane food?

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Food just loves being tossed up from high altitudes, doesn't it? More of a fall, right?

Why can't anyone love me?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Becuase nobody here knows you.

Oh, oh! Why isn't there free ice cream?

 

[Doa]

Because it all melted and now it's just cream.

How do you paint nails?

 

[CyanFlame]

Easy. First I hammer them in the wall then I paint over them.
Why do people be sayin' grammar ain't important?

 

[Chris41279]

Bcuaese yuor mnid can raed tihngs no mtetar waht odrer ist in

What's the meaning of life?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

It's somewhere between heaven and hell.

Why can't I pick up that quarter on the street?

 

[Doa]

Because you need the other 3/4 to complete it.

Yoda talk backwards, why does?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Works in mysterious ways does he.

Why is the Avengers overrated?

 

[Doa]

Because everything great is overrated.

Why isn't everything falling off the bottom of the world?

 

[d4rka8isz]

Because there's a bunch of monkey bars down there.

Why can't I fly?

 

[Cinto]

It's probably because you don't have green hair.

Pikachu's the best Pokemon ever, right?

 

[Chris41279]

Who's Pikachu, and what in the WORLD is a Pokemon?

Where did i leave my cell phone at?

 

[d4rka8isz]

Cell phone? I thought it was a cookie...

Who's Da Vinci?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I think he painted the Portrait of Dr. Gatchet.

Why do some people have hair in their noses?

 

[Doa]

To discourage anyone who dares pick their noses.

What is a pie?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

It's an Italian dish classified in the pasta category.

Why are my feet cold?

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

Everyones feet always gets cold when they walk in a desert!
Why do I have hands?