Sarcastic Answers

[TheFattestSnorlax]

They're not delicious, they're hard as rocks!

Why would you murder anybody... it's pointless.

 

[Doa]

Until you get a knife/sword/machete/poison dart/anything with a sharp tip.

Why are Pokemon talking to me?

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

You're a Pokemorph! You have your Great Grandmother's (a Gardevior) telaphy abilities!
Why am I not a Pokemorph? ):

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Because you're not a pokemon.

What if I get lost in a forest?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Maybe you just like New York.

Why is my life bad right now?

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

Uuuuuhhhh......cause you April Fooled urself in the middle of October xD
Why didn't I dress up for Halloween years ago?

 

[ZeganZoma]

You and many other gingers hold the answers to life, and you won't tell us. :(

Who am I?

 

[TheFinalBrandon]

Nooo, it's because the company that makes the razor hates you so much, they made razors designed to hurt you.

Are trees made of wood?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

They're made of iron, silly!

Now where are my headphones?

 

[derozio]

You thought they were something you sit on. So yeah, under you, as of now. :)

Why is it that I can't be Micheal's (archangel) vessel?

 

[Reader_Maniac]

Because you were posting questions instead of looking for answers.


How did I get here?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You were directed here with a link.

Why isn't hiking fun?

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

Cause u have to use your head

How were sports invented?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Try getting rid of your acne.

Why are mopeds dangerous?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

So many questions cannot be answered at the same time.

Should I join Minecraft?

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Would you mine'd if you were forced to make creepy crafts instead?

Should I wear a dress today, or stick to a pink top and black pants? ♀

 

[Hikamaru]

Would you wear a dress if you have a trend for genderbending?

Should I use Derpy Hooves for my next theme?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Nooo... I think you should do Eve.. Affirmative?

Why can't I get popular?

 

[Hikamaru]

Because Hikari is already popular.

Why did Bianca take Cheren's glasses?

 

[WillPowerPedro]

Well, why wouldn't she? Dur.

Why can't I have a Brooklyn accent?!