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Because it is the master race and wants to enslave you by having you log out.

How do I fly?
 
A big ball of white cheese in the sky.
How big is too big?
 
Bigger than the biggest big bigger thing that's bigger than that big thing, which is also bigger than the other thing!
How long till the world ends?
 
Fornever... Nuff said.
If I can't talk to strangers how do I make friends?
 
U can't talk right? But they didn't say u could never Text Message them hehehe :D
Why do I keep failing?
 
They are secretly aliens disguised in costumes trying to get in a "Winnie the Pooh" movie. So they try to immatate Pooh!
Why didn't the world end yet?!
 
Because birds are dinosaurs.
Why can't I go towards the light?
 
Cause the light is actually an in censored picture, causing you to get too horrified. This then leads u to death :D
Why can't I go towards the dark?
 
You don't look like a mawile, that's for sure.
How did they take a picture of the first camera?.
 
Because the sky painted them but made them a little too dark.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
 
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