Sarcastic Answers

[Doa]

Because it is the master race and wants to enslave you by having you log out.

How do I fly?

 

[-Grayscale-]

Grow wings and try jumping off a cliff.

What is life's meaning?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

It is something that is good for me.

Why are some people so dumb?!

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

It's called destiny! People are destined to be dumb
What is a moon?

 

[CyanFlame]

A big ball of white cheese in the sky.
How big is too big?

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

Bigger than the biggest big bigger thing that's bigger than that big thing, which is also bigger than the other thing!
How long till the world ends?

 

[CyanFlame]

Fornever... Nuff said.
If I can't talk to strangers how do I make friends?

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

U can't talk right? But they didn't say u could never Text Message them hehehe :D
Why do I keep failing?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Becuase you do not do well in school.

Why is the sun yellow?

 

[mineox100]

It's too cheerful, that's why! (yellow = happy)

Why do bears like honey?

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

They are secretly aliens disguised in costumes trying to get in a "Winnie the Pooh" movie. So they try to immatate Pooh!
Why didn't the world end yet?!

 

[CyanFlame]

Because birds are dinosaurs.
Why can't I go towards the light?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Becuase the light leads to death.

Why does that light lead to death?

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

Cause the light is actually an in censored picture, causing you to get too horrified. This then leads u to death :D
Why can't I go towards the dark?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

If you go towards darkness you will get killed.

Is there a serial leaker nearby?

 

[Archenoth]

Yeah, I think there probably is one hiding around that corner. Better avoid it. :V

How do I look?

 

[CyanFlame]

You don't look like a mawile, that's for sure.
How did they take a picture of the first camera?.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

They make another one of the same thing and then take a picture of the first one.

Where would you like to go?

 

[Doa]

Already went.

How come rubies are blue?

 

[CyanFlame]

Because the sky painted them but made them a little too dark.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?