Say something scandalous about the above user

[gimmepie]

The user above has delusions of grandeur.

 

[Cid]

The user above goes to movie theaters for movies they've already seen and shouts spoilers 10 minutes into the movie

 

[Tsutarja]

The user above hoarded all of the VR headsets causing a shortage

 

[Cid]

The above user is secretly spying on every single user of this website

 

[Tsutarja]

The user above actually belongs to the government encouraging said spying

 

[5qwerty]

I saw the above user at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen green bandannas in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bandannas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and rested me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bandanna and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by popping off really loudly.

 

[Cid]

The user above must have the east and west coasts mistaken. They're great at writing some pretty convincing stuff, though!

 

[5qwerty]

wait I just realized that hbox and Zach are both from Florida

The user above skins alligators alive then sets them on fire.

 

[Cid]

The user above eats boxes for breakfast

 

[5qwerty]

The above user wa mou shindeiru.

 

[WizardOfOdd]

The user above doesn't understand the concept of shame

 

[Hyzenthlay]

The user above wears bermuda shorts with socks, sandals and a Hawaiian shirt

 

[WizardOfOdd]

The user above gives dirt as a birthday gift

 

[Superjolt]

The user above has caused several hours of delays and traffic jams by parking their car in the middle of an intersection and leaving it there

 

[Hyzenthlay]

The user above is secretly a ninja-pirate

 

[Cid]

The user above has never seen that one popular thing that everyone has

 

[Superjolt]

The user above has been shoplifting gum for years

 

[Hyzenthlay]

The user above loves anchovies on their pizza which is far more scandalous than pineapple thank you very much!

 

[Superjolt]

The above user puts both anchovies and pineapples on their pizza! :o

 

[gimmepie]

The above user has pizza bias.