Say Something Silly!!!!

[ReKoil]

The cat council secretly rules the world from the shadows. They vote on matters by chasing a laser pen.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

I don't shoot sword beams no matter how much health you have!

 

[PoryKid575]

My lamp is slowly plotting world domination, it lights my room by night and studies the blade by day.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

Do you think wood would be a good thing to eat if you steam it?

 

[ReKoil]

Mosquitos work for renovation companies. They make you punch holes in the wall and then the renovation companies come to 'fix' it up!

 

[Megan]

My body has a life of it own. Imagine waking up with your hand in the cookie jar...

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

I'll take a cheese pizza without the bread and sauce please!

 

[ReKoil]

I sleep on the floor as my cat has commandeered my bed.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

I was once a great dancer... The End!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Do you want me to tell you a reversed joke ? Yes ? Well, then, start laughing first!

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

If 1+1= 11 then does 2+2= 40?

 

[ReKoil]

If you put too and to twogether it makes a tutu.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Do you want one two, four three ?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Do you want me to tell you a reversed joke ? Yes ? Well, then, start laughing first!

Okay!

 

[ReKoil]

I feel bad for the voice actor who had to do that laugh =P

What doesn't kill you doesn't keep you alive either!

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

Fast and steady wins the race!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

It is two to two too!

 

[ReKoil]

The Looney Toons have entered the facility.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

I AM A BIKE, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You are absolutely without doubt the worst murderer I have ever seen!