Say Something Silly!!!!

[ReKoil]

My damage threshold is critical!

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

If Living things need water, does water need living things?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Where did I leave my pants again?

 

[SteCisGreendog]

Rocky's so dumb, he throws socks into the microwave expecting macaroni cheese to come out 60 seconds later.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

how do i type

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Mister! What do I do to switch a computer on ?

 

[ReKoil]

The internet can't be profitable. They keep handing out free cookies!

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

I think that may not be what that was intended to be for no one but the intended subject that might not be where that is.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

If we start moving towards a wall, let's say 1 meter away, hand raised to touch it, we are, at some point, twice closer than we were. Then twice closer, then twice closer again, then again, etc... But then, we never get to 0!

 

[ReKoil]

They might have taken our forks... but they will NEVER TAKE OUR PLATES!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

So I was walking down the street when I saw...Wait, that's not where I parked my bike!

 

[PoryKid575]

One day I went to the store, only to be confused when the cashier told me they couldn't sell me the register.

 

[ReKoil]

Two forks in a socket are like a knife in a toaster.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Have you heard of the light charging flashlight ? It doesn't need any battery. Just let the sunlight do its job and it will work like a charm!

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

I AM AMSTERDAM!!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

I AM PANCAKE! ... I mean, I am awake!

 

[ReKoil]

One person's insanity is another person's muse for creating art!

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

HEHEHE I AM A SUPEH STAH WARRIAH

 

[Starlight]

If I had three dogs at the start of the day, and I sell two onions, how many bananas will I have left?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Five minutes before leaving, he was still there!