Say Something Silly!!!!

[Roni]

so if someone says they have 2020 vision, does that mean they can look through the past?

 

[Squirtlenator]

Why do noses 👃 run and feet 🦶 smell, when feet are suppose to run and noses are suppose to smell? 🤔

 

[Starlight]

suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus

 

[Squirtlenator]

How many years did it take to build the Death Star? 🤔

 

[Starlight]

How many years did it take to build the Death Star? 🤔

About two decades... unless it was the second one, then about 5 minutes for some reason 😂


It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.

 

[Squirtlenator]

How did the person who built the first clock know what the time was? 🤔

 

[Roni]

running was first invented in 1812 when someone decided to walk twice

 

[Squirtlenator]

Why do people say grapefruit and tunafish but, not eggchicken or beefmammal? 🤔

 

[Starlight]

Who first looked at the chicken poop in a hard shell and thought "yum!"?

 

[Squirtlenator]

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have. The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have. So, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have? 🤔

 

[Momoro]

Who first decided to curdle milk and eat it? 🤔

Who first looked at the chicken poop in a hard shell and thought "yum!"?

😂😂😂😂

 

[Squirtlenator]

Buzz Lightyear doesn't think he's a toy, so why does he freeze when people are around? 🤔

 

[Roni]

Room a bit too chilly? Just microwave your bed for a bit.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Would a fly that can't fly be called a walk? 🤔

 

[Starlight]

In the immortal words of PSY: A girl who is warm and humane during the day, a classy girl who knows how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Do fish ever get thirsty? 🤔

 

[Roni]

Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular.

 

[Squirtlenator]

If you drop a bar of soap, is the floor clean or the soap dirty? 🤔

 

[Roni]

i wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail.

but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

 

[Starlight]

👏

If you don't know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.