Say Something Silly!!!!

[Squirtlenator]

My phone is the smartest thing in my jacket ;)

I would disagree. You by far are the smartest thing in your jacket.


I forgot to sing "Happy Birthday" when I washed my hands 😨

 

[Roni]

don't lego people live in houses made of their own flesh?

 

[Squirtlenator]

If I leave the emergency room. Do I call it an emergency exit?

 

[LadyJirachu]

Ice cream obsession!!!!! xD yaaaaay

 

[Squirtlenator]

Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?

 

[Roni]

theoretically, if we keep Pinocchio lying for long enough, we'll have enough material to build shelters for the needy.

 

[Squirtlenator]

If I'm allergic to cats than can cats be allergic to me?

 

[Starlight]

theoretically, if we keep Pinocchio lying for long enough, we'll have enough material to build shelters for the needy.

That is so spooky! I just made a Pinocchio joke to you in another thread and I hadn't read this 😱

How can a shoe smell if it doesn't have a nose?

 

[Squirtlenator]

If you get out of the shower clean how, does your towel get dirty? 🤔

 

[Roni]

That is so spooky! I just made a Pinocchio joke to you in another thread and I hadn't read this 😱

How can a shoe smell if it doesn't have a nose?

i legit thought you were quoting that post and not an entirely different one! ugh our minds...

my sister asked if i saw the dog bowl. frankly i was just shocked the dog could do that.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Why do banks leave their front doors wide open but, their pens chained to the counter?🤔

 

[Starlight]

Imagine being a Rapunzel fan and having the username "Corona" on far too many websites.....

 

[Squirtlenator]

If pi is 3.14159265, than what is muffin?

 

[Roni]

guys did you know that muffin backwards is still muffin? don't think about it too much tho just trust me.

 

[Starlight]

If pi is 3.14159265, than what is muffin?

The answer my friend is in mah belly

 

[Squirtlenator]

Racecar spelled backwards is racecar

 

[Roni]

dingus spelled backwards is Roni

 

[Squirtlenator]

dingus spelled backwards is Roni

That's strange, cause I thought Roni spelled backwards was intelligent, fun, witty, and kind!

If you break a world record on the moon, is it still considered a world record? 🤔

 

[The Fairy Pokémon]

If you break a world record on the moon, is it still considered a world record? 🤔

Perhaps it's an 'out of this world' record. 😁

 

[Squirtlenator]

How long does it take for a giraffe to throw up? 🤔