Say Something Silly!!!!

[Roni]

my wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping list,

but now i can't see anything on it.

 

[Squirtlenator]

If two vegans are fighting is it considered beef?🤔

 

[Starlight]

my wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping list,

Tell her I'm not for sale 😋

Is a bear with no teeth a gummy bear?

 

[Squirtlenator]

If you didn't find one sock, you would never know you lost one

 

[Tsutarja]

Well that socks

 

[Squirtlenator]

Is cereal soup? 🤔

 

[Tsutarja]

yes but it can't be bought at the soup store sorry

 

[Squirtlenator]

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

 

[Tsutarja]

I hate carbs, I really do

 

[Squirtlenator]

Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.

 

[Tsutarja]

Alcohol is something for tonight

 

[Squirtlenator]

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

 

[Starlight]

The difference between a hippo and a zippo, is that one of them is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

 

[Roni]

"There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order," he said facetiously.

 

[Squirtlenator]

If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer...

 

[Starlight]

If money can't buy happiness, what the heck is a Happy Meal? 🤔

 

[Squirtlenator]

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

 

[Roni]

if money is the root of all evil, why do churches ask for it?

 

[Squirtlenator]

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.