Say Something Silly!!!!

[Starlight]

Dancing Queen... Feel the beat from the tangerine

 

[Squirtlenator]

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

 

[Starlight]

I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want...

 

[Squirtlenator]

Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk.

 

[Arcaneum]

Instead of one step forward two steps back... how about just going one step to the left?

 

[Squirtlenator]

If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

 

[Roni]

"whenever you fall, i'll catch you~" - Floor

 

[Squirtlenator]

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

 

[Roni]

actually i think it's when you're taking up mime classes

 

[Squirtlenator]

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

 

[Starlight]

The security guard you think is watching those people tiptoeing around that shoe shop is just looking at sneakers

 

[Squirtlenator]

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry...

 

[Roni]

the thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

 

[Roni]

i'm actually out of oneliners for now. will have to restock soon.

 

[Starlight]

What has four wheels and flies?

Spoiler:

A garbage truck ;)

 

[Roni]

What has four wheels and flies?

Spoiler:

A garbage truck ;)

more like my shopping cart on Black Friday

 

[Squirtlenator]

I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.

 

[Roni]

Clinton in 2016: Pokemon GO to the polls

Clinton in 2021 probably: who Among Us is going to vote?

 

[Squirtlenator]

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.