Ich bin ein slob. I had a week of not doing any housework and I tried to make the floor as gritty as possible. But some twat made me sweep it up in the end and urrrgh, why won't people let me construct my ideal pad?
I haven't cleaned the backroom in about five years. The floor beneath where I draw is about an inch thick with eraser scraps. As a child, I would shower on average of once a month. Floor food is no problem for me. Yeah, I'm revolting but whatever, at least I have good manners.