Alright guys, let's do this.
Let's go back. "When, back?" you might ask. No not years or months or days, a solid week ago. I go to check the PC forums on my merry way, and however, something beautiful catches my eye. A glimmering speck of diamond in a trashland. I'm talking about this thread, of course. For the past week or so, I've been hyped the fuck up for this event. Every day I can, I sit down and plot about the best way to type Really Really Fast or try to KO Gunner (which failed tragically, unfortunately). I've felt a rush. Fuck extreme sports or extreme roller coasters, I live for extreme challenge such as this one. So I plead for you, please spare my presence for team Escargot, and I will be sure to make my posting more immediate. (please)