So a Castform walks into a bar...

[illumine]

...and wonders what all of this Mega-Evolution drama is about. It tries Mega-Evolution for a lark, but instead turns into a star, and casts Wish, to heal the Scrafty.

A Mudkip walks curiously into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And burns away all the mega stones in the place with Flamethrower.

Yes, you herd that. Mudkip can now learn Flamethrower.

A heavy Groudon stomps into the bar...

 

[Sun]

...and strikes a Solar Beam to the disco ball!
So then a Phanpy rolls into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And accidentally hits a Cyndaquil while it was rolling!

The Cyndaquil's dad, the Quilava, stomps into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and cries at the mercy of almighty Phanpy.

A Tentacruel somehow ends up in the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And uses acid on all the mega stones to dissolve them.(yea Im feeling kinda tired now so a copy of one of my previous posts but with differnt words)

A Dialga floats into the bar...

 

[Sun]

... but it falls straight in Palkia's face!
So then a Dedenne walks into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And shocks an Abra in the bar.

The said Abra teleports out of the bar and then walks back in again...

 

[Sun]

... and disappears again! Lol
So then an Ursaring walks into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and advertises a local grill.

A Salamence flies into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And tries to lift the bar to make it fly with him.

A Flaaffy walks into the bar...

 

[Sun]

... and dazzles everyone with her Electro Ball!
So then a Raichu walks into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and gets hit by a Dugtrio.

An Ekans slithers into a bar...

 

[Sun]

... and a Zangoose has mistaken it for a Seviper!
So then a Minccino runs into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and a bunch of CUBCHOO approach it.

So a Yanma flies into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And accidentally awakens a snoring Meganium with Uproar in the bar.

Said Meganium walks out and stomps back into the bar again...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and summons a Sunny Day(too bad it melts the ice cream!)

So then a Trapinch walks into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and Digs a hole in the floor to leave the bar again.

Then a Omanyte swims into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and sprays its holy water everywhere.

So a Lileep walks into a bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And it ensnares you with its tentacles.

So a Chimecho floated into the bar...