So a Castform walks into a bar...

[Hikamaru]

And sends the entire bar to sleep.

So a Staravia flew into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And chats with a Butterfree in the bar.

Their good friend, the Pidgeotto flies into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and brags how he has a Mega while the other regional birds don't.

Then Swellow flies into that same bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And is a bit too clumsy and knocks the bottles over.

So a Mareep walked into the bar...

 

[Abby]

And interferes with the free WiFi. The mareep is then thrown out.


An arbok slithers into a bar!

 

[Hikamaru]

And uh, scared the entire bar with its pattern.

So a Tyrunt walks into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and bites on the Arbok.

A Druddigon marches into a bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And uh, rips the bar with a Draco Meteor.

So a Riolu walks into the bar...

 

[Abby]

The bartender says that they didn't serve kids, and the riolu's parents picked their child up.

A Honedge floats into a bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And says "I'm not a sword I'm not a sword".

So a Florges floats into the bar...

 

[noa]

...And says "I WISH someone would buy me a drink!"

A Dunsparce wriggles into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And digs a bunch of holes in the bar. A Blaziken accidentally falls into a hole as he didn't see it.

Blaziken gets himelf out, walks out of the bar, and walks back in....

 

[Sheep]

..and crashes into the door because he had a bit too much to drink.

A Munchlax steals some oran berries off a shop counter and hurriedly makes its way into a bar..

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and is arrested by the Berry police!

So then a Slakoth slowly makes it's way into the bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and falls asleep. As usual.

So the Charizard who was forced to job in the "Death Battle" against Agummon after rampaging through Screwattack's offices and devouring Wizard and Boomstick's private areas, entered into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And accidentally sets Sheep on fire!

Sheep walks out of the bar and then flies back in as an Emolga...

 

[FireSnow]

...and volt switches its way out of trouble! So annoying!

Needing some security the bartender calls Garbodor, who walks into the bar a bit later...

 

[Starry Windy]

And it begins to put Toxic Spikes just in case any outlaws passing by.

So a Pidgey soars to the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

(Balls I was just going to say a Pidgey flies into the bar SW you mind reader)

And it blows sand onto everyone!

The Pidgey's sibling, another Pidgey flies into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and decides to throw sand at everyone as well!

Soon, a Hoothoot hops into the bar...