So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Sirfetch’d]

....and uses Nuzzle attack on everyone who become paralyzed!

So then a Delibird walks into a bar....

 

[Dedenne1]

...and gives a present to the bar tender but gets kicked out for bribery.

So then a Seedot waddles his way into the bar....

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and evolves for his trainer, Revise.

So then a Miltank walks into a bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

...and it moos because it finds a nearby grass to eat.

So then Espurr walks into a bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and creeped the heck out of Swirlix.

So Bird Jesus, i mean Pidgeot landed on the bar along with the Helix fossil...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and the atmosphere suddenly revived the Helix.

Then a Ludicolo dances uncontrollably into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and summons a rain storm!

So then a slivering Seviper makes it's way into a bar...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

...and immediately starts a fight with a Zangoose drunk off apricorn juice.

So a Flareon inevitably sashays into the bar....

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and wonders why Flareon are the only Eeveelutions that constantly enter the bar here.

Then a Paras wanders into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and uses Spore on everyone in the bar so they pass out and the naught little bug can steal their money!

So then a Flygon flies into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and tells his sad story about being outclassed by other dragons.

So then a tiny little Fletchling enters the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

....and hangs flyers for a flying monotype team.

So then a Dedenne Walks into the Bar....

 

[Meadow]

...and brags about creating this thread. xD

So then an angry Pikachu enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and trips over a bag exposing a Thunderstone! It then evolves into a powerful Raichu :D

So then a Masquerain flies into the same bar as the Raichu....

 

[Aslan]

... and is instantly drawn to the light bulb in the middle of the room!

So then a Shroomish walks into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and brags about knowing Focus Punch to everyone.

Then a Glalie floats into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and then mega evolves only to use a glaciated explosion causing everyone to become an ice type!

So then a Manectric walks swiftly into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

....and proceeds to shock the bartender when he messes up his drink.

So then a Flareon walks into the bar....

 

[Pendraflare]

and gets attention for its wavy hair and tail.

So a Machop walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and looks for a mirror to flex in front of.

So then a Mankey walks into a bar...