So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Squirrel]

... and everyone runs out screaming at the monster, leaving him alone and depressed. :(

Lt. Surge's Raichu walks into a bar...

 

[Meadow]

...but leaves immediately due to a military draft.

So then a Pachirisu enters the bar...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

....and orders a glass o' milk.

A Girafarig walks into a bar....

... and everyone runs out screaming at the monster, leaving him alone and depressed. :(

Good thing he's already at a bar. :0

 

[Dedenne1]

....and its back head bites another pokemon resulting in him being thrown out in the alley.

So a pachirisu walks into the bar....

(I love this game more now i see others do too haha)

 

[Meadow]

...and gets booted out by the Pachirisu who entered two posts ago. xD

So then the angry Pikachu makes his return...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

...and also orders a glass o' milk!

Then a Sligoo wnters that same bar....

 

[Meadow]

...and gets dissed by an elitist Slugma!

So then a Krabby enters the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

And blows bubbles in the air so no one can see!

So then a Flareon enters the bar....

 

[KittiOcelotti]

Got knocked out by a psyduck!


So Jynx walked into a bar....

 

[Squirrel]

... and got asked to leave straight away after trying to kiss the bartender on the lips!

But then Gastly floated into the bar...

 

[Precious~Dark]

He decided it would be fun to frighten the other Pokemon!

Half of the pokemon in the bar decided to go home...

A Wailord tries to get into the bar

 

[Gligar]

And gets beaten up by the clerk

But then A Gligar glides to the bar.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

The barkeeper gets scared and faints.

So a Sableye walks into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and sells his diamond eyes for the entire stock of beer.

So a Rapidash runs into the bar...

 

[Leviathan]

...and accidentally sets a few chairs on fire with its fiery mane.

So a Spinda wobbles walks into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and wasn't allowed to buy any alcoholic beverages, because the barkeeper thought it was already drunk.

Then a Kangaskhan walks into a bar...

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

... and is told to leave since its baby is not old enough

So a Gardevoir walks into a bar ...

 

[Squirrel]

... and hits her head - ow! Sorry it had to be done...

Then Kyogre swims into the underwater bar...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

dang it I was about to tell that joke Squirrel :/ ...and creates a tidal wave, tearing down the bar.

So a Castform floats(?) into a bar....

 

[Dedenne1]

And creates a tornado when hes not allowed any more drinks.

So a Conkeldurr walks into the bar....

(Also if the bar is destroyed maybe we should rebuild it XD)