So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Sirfetch’d]

...and was very Contrary about what it wanted to order ;D

So then a Malamar walks into a bar....

 

[Dedenne1]

...and had its defense and attack reduced when it tried to superpower the bartender!

So then a Vicitini floats into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and looks for it's best friend, Starry Windy.

So then a Cofagrigus levitates into a bar...

 

[Somewhere_]

...and Greninja uses smack down.

So a Chimchar walks into a bar...

 

[Return]

...... and angry to see Shiny Chimchar in the bar.

So a Banette comes into a bar.......

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and uses Wil-o-wisp!

So then a Slaking walks into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and doesn't.
So a Croconaw walks into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...And gnaws on the table while waiting for food.

So then a Mareep walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and produces a lot of static electricity!

So then a Castform walks into a bar...

 

[Return]

..... and Very Happy To See his Best Friend Chase in the Bar.

So then a Rattata comes into a bar.........

 

[punkysaur]

And rushes out of the bar as no one pays attention to it.
So a Goodra walks into a bar

 

[SomeKindaSmeargle]

...because it didn't have Hydration.

So a Grumpig walks into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and proceeds to jump on tables to get to his stool.

So then a Meloetta floats into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and uses Relic Song!

So then a Mew floats into a bar..

 

[Tsutarja]

...and transforms into a Ditto :D

A Fletchinder flied into the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and is mistaken as a Taillow!

So then a Gardevoir walks into the bar...

 

[Tsutarja]

And everyone's eyes got burned with what they saw.

So a Diancie strolled on into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and showed off a powerful Diamond Storm!

So them a Lopunny walks into a bar...

 

[Return]

......and then kicked out because no one wants it in the bar(so sad) :'(

So then a Pidgey flies into a bar.......

 

[punkysaur]

....And remebered it had already evolved into pidgeot.
So a Suicune jumps into a bar...