So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Meadow]

...but gets sued for starting this thread. ;P

So then an angry Pikachu enters the bar...

 

[Leviathan]

...and starts a heated rivalry with Dedenne!

So then a Tirtouga makes its way into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and finds his fellow fossil friend, Archen and shares a drink.

So then a Kabuto swims into a bar....

 

[magicarp4thewin]

And slips on a ice cube, which covers him in bruises, so he is carted off to the nearest hospital

Then a Omastar scuttles into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and begins to use Spike Cannon on everyone!

So then a Camerupt slowly but surely walks into a bar...

 

[Percy]

... and got hit with Omastar's Spike Cannon. It tries to control its anger, so it walked away from the bar.

So a Dedenne walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and brags about how it is the title of a PT game on a forum!

So then a Raticate walks into the same bar....

 

[Starry Windy]

...and it tests its fang's strength on the bar for a bit.

So a Jolteon walks into the bar...

 

[Etherion]

....And shocks everybody

So, a Torterra walks inside a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

.....and a Aipom hops from the tree on it's back! :O

So then that Aipom continues walking into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...orders a drink and climbs back onto Torterra.

Then a Lopunny walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and mega evolves and shows off it's badass fighter side 8)

So then a Medicham walks into a bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

...and using Meditate for a while.

So a cute Pichu walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and gives everyone a jolt of static electricity!

So then a Keldeo gallops into a bar....

 

[Guardian]

...and wrecks all the drinks!

So a Gyarados tries to get into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and succeeds as the door isn't locked.

Then a Lickitung enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and the bartender trips over it's tongue!

So then a Torkoal walks into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...but quickly runs out due to its own shyness!

So then a Mr. Mime enters the bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

...and just like its namesake, it's pretending to make a new bar!

So a nearby Shinx goes into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and is so cute that everyone starts petting him n_n

So then a Budew walks into a bar....