So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[JJ Styles]

and saw that there were offerings or TMs called "Toxic Spikes" and "Spikes".

So a male sylveon frollicked into the bar

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and was so cute that everyone started staring *.*

So then a Weezing floats into a bar...

 

[Pendraflare]

...and the goers literally feel drunk after it lets out some spray.

So a Tauros rams into a bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

...and it rams pretty fast, thankfully the bar is sturdier now that it won't break.

So a Flygon flies into a bar...

 

[Percy]

... and realized that the bar is too packed, so he can't fit.
So a Grovyle walks into a bar.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and drinks way his troubles because he can't evolve :(

So then a Mankey walks into a bar bursting with energy....

 

[JJ Styles]

and tells its story that it got to kiss da girl, a female Machop.

So a gender-confused and melancholic Male gardevoir walked into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and begins to react to the bartender's mega bracelet and evolves!

So then a Hawlucha walks into a bar....

 

[MrBananaMan212]

and starts wrestling with the bardender!

A slugma walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and burns a hole in the ground with his trail of lava.


So then a Torkoal walks into a bar....

 

[Pendraflare]

...and is told by the bar-goers to lay off on the smoke.

So an Eevee walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and tried to order a Fire Stone at the bar so it can grow up to be a Flareon!

So the a Tangela walks into a bar...

 

[Percy]

...and hugs all the 'mons in there. 'cause vines.
so Latios stumbles into the bar.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and finds his sister, Latias and they live happily ever after :D

So then a Torterra walks into the bar...

 

[Aslan]

... and is hired as a full-time tree to spruce up the bar!

So then a Voltorb comes into the bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

...and starting to walk through it to other Pokémon's shock. Thankfully it didn't explode.

So a nearby Lampent walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

.....and lights up the bar as the power goes out from the massive storm outside!

So then a Mandibuzz flies into a bar....

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and sees the Wurmple as its prey.

Then Caterpie quickly leaves the bar and enters another one...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and someone catches it with a bug net!

So then a Reuniclus floats into a bar...

 

[Percy]

...and then dances.
so a dedenne walks into a bar.