So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Starry Windy]

...and it lands on it to take a rest for a while.

So, a nearby Sneasel sneaks into the bar...

 

[Tsutarja]

...and Slashes all the fun

So a Snivy walked into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and uses Leaf Storm and starts becoming stronger.

So then a Miltank walks into a bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and gave Castform a milk drink, if you know what i mean.

So then a Gallade along with his ex-female Gardevoir entered the bar hoping to drink it out and make amends to their relationship and...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...it fails!

So then a Mudkip swims into the same bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and chanted Mud...kip...Mud....kip... much to everyone's delight

So a female Blaziken Flare Blitz'd her way into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and faints from the recoil damage!

So then a Shiftry walks into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and slows down because there's no direct sunlight inside to boost Chlorophyll.

Then a Meganium walks into the bar...

 

[Pendraflare]

...and uses Aromatherapy to make the patrons happier!

So a Heracross walks into a bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and scored 999,999 on Darts by spamming Skill Link Pin Missiles.

So the Blue Flower Florges from the XY Anime arrogantly strutted into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and everyone was in shock and awe over it's beauty!

So then a Alakazam teleports into a bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and used his twisted spoons to eat as much as Ice cream as he can.

But then, the Goodra that Ash released sadly walked into the bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

...and its pals in the lake came and comforted it, so that it can be happy again.

After all of this, a wandering Eevee walked into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and thought long and hard about what it wanted to evolve into and decided on Sylveon 8)

So then a Bronzor floated into a bar....

 

[JJ Styles]

and asked that Eevee if it was a boy or a girl, since it knew of several methods, if you know what i mean, who could help it evolve into Sylveon.

So a Seviper slithered herself into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and picked a fight with the Zangoose sitting at the bar.

So then a Hariyama walks into a bar...

 

[Tsutarja]

and picked a fight with the Machamp to impress Gardevoir!

So a Rhyhorn goes into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and people ride on his back!

So then a Diglett digs it's way into a bar...

 

[Pendraflare]

...and it leaves a path in its wake, so someone's gotta clean it up.

So a Feebas flops into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and cries about being so ugly :(

So then his buddy Magikarp splashes into a bar...