So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[JJ Styles]

and told his buddy Feebas that one day, the two of them will become the best water types ever.

But then, Kanye West an Aggron stomped its way into the bar..

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...but was told he was too heavy and had to leave =(

So then an Absol walks into a bar...

 

[Tsutarja]

And decided to suddenly Mega evolve!

So a Raichu walked into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and used Thunder because he was confused about which thread this was :(

So then a Primeape walks into the bar...

 

[TheCobaltComet]

And starts smashing everyone's glasses.


So a Dragonair gllides into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and evolves into a majestic Dragonite!

So then a Gastrodon slides into a bar...

 

[Tsutarja]

...and almost caused Pikachu to tumble down to the ground!

So then a Goodra walked into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and drips goo everywhere. Yuck!


So then a Smeargle walks into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and makes plans to revise the bar's interior completely.

Then a Greninja sneaks into the bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

...and begin to vanish on the shadows, just like every ninjas do.

So a nearby Luxio walks into the bar...

 

[Pendraflare]

...and is told not to zap the members.

So a Swinub sniffs its way into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and begins to use Powder Snow to cool everyone off!

So then a Garchomp stomps into a bar...

 

[Tsutarja]

...and used Dragon Breath on all things in its path!

So a Spinda spun into the bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and it ranted how it still doesn't have an evolution and its awesome movepool is totally wasted.

In relation to that, an Adamant 6IV Dunsparce slithered its big belly right into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and fell asleep because there was a Jigglypuff using Sing!

So then a Mantine swims into a bar...

 

[Return]

....and fill whole that place with Water and strong winds!

So a Electrode rolls into a bar......

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and exploded!

So then a Ditto walks into a bar disguised as a Lopunny....

 

[Return]

.........just transform into a lopunny and then behaving like a rabbit!

So a Igglybuff slows walks into a bar.......

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...then evolves into Jigglypuff and puts everyone to sleep with a Sing attack!

So then a Pikachu walks into a bar...

 

[Squirrel]

... and accidentally uses Discharge, causing everyone to become paralyzed!

So a Stantler trots into a bar...