So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[ShinyUmbreon189]

And is ripped to shreds by a very angry machoke that just got dumped and chimecho had the nerve to mean mug him

Sharpedo surfed its way into the bloody bar

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and used Crunch on the Xatu sitting at the bar!

So then a Maractus walks into a bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and declared that it chosen the Yuri Route

BUT WAIT! The Mighty Metang suddenly entered the bar while promoting itself and...

 

[Pendraflare]

...was the fancy of the patrons while it floated.

So a Braviary swoops into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and meets the love of it's life, Mandibuzz and they fly off happily ever after :')

So then a Golett walks into a bar...

 

[Mr155555]

and suddenly evolves into a golurk flying out of the bar

so then a sylveon enters the bar

 

[Starry Windy]

And it found the long lost sister, Eevee and reunited. D'aww~

So a nearby Inkay crosses into the bar...

 

[Return]

And suddenly called James which was badly defeated after some time lol!

So a Feebas splash into a bar..........

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and becomes a beautiful Milotic c:

So then a Spinda clumsily walks into the bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

...and it managed to cross the bar without problem at all, despite of its wonky walking.

So a nearby Shinx walks into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and uses Flash to light it up.

Then a Combusken enters the bar...

 

[Return]

..... and suddenly uses Overheat and burn everyone in the bar!

Then a Lillipup cutely walks into the bar........

 

[Percy]

...and was thrown out because he's about to poop :p

So a Pangoro smashes through the bar.

 

[JJ Styles]

and used Bulk up to display its muscles to everybody.

Suddenly, Ghetsis' Hydreigon walked into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and fires of a powerful Draco Meteor destroying the place D:

So then a Garchomp walks into a bar...

 

[Return]

.... and suddenly mega evolves blowing away People in the bar.

then a Chikorita comes into a bar......

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and uses Razor Leaf when it doesn't get it's way.

So then a Clefable walks into a bar...

 

[Return]

... and simply use Metronome with random attacks :D

So then a Stantler runs into a bar.....

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and uses Hypnosis on a Doduo suffering insomnia.

Then a Pineco enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and uses Explosion :O

So then a Heracross walks into a bar....