So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Sirfetch’d]

..and causes a commotion resulting in everyone leaving D:

So then a Machamp walks into a bar flexing his giant manly muscles...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and sees the fight going and decides to join in.
So an Abra teleports to a bar...

 

[Return]

.... after that Abra slept into the bar.

So then an Alakazam comes into a bar......

 

[Adam Levine]

...and discovers his son drinks.

...so a Kadabra walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and looks for someone to trade him so he can evolve.

So then a Roserade walks into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and quickly sees Alakazam and wants to marry him.
So a Metang walks into a bar...

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

...and decides to hang out near the Mega Metagross

So an Unown floats into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and tries to determine it's hidden power!

So then a Caterpie slowly slides into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...rests, and evolved into a Metapod gradually.
So a Shelgon walks into a bar.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and tells everyone that one day he will fly!

So then an Arceus walks into a bar...

 

[Tsutarja]

And got confused on what type it was!

So then that Dedenne dropped into the bar again...

 

[Dedenne1]

..and blinds everyone with its cuteness!

So then a Snivy strolls into the bar...

 

[loser]

And gets destroyed by a talonflame. Later, an arceus casually strolls into a bar.

 

[Return]

...and then simply showing it all forms evolved by his plates .

Then a darkrai comes into a bar......

 

[Adam Levine]

...and scares everyone.
So a Krokorok stealthily sneaks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and Intimidates everyone!

So then an Amoongus walks into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and poisons everyone.
So a Klang walks into a bar...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... and is immediately told to leave for making too much noise!

bah-dum tishhhwhere am i taking my life

So this Geodude floats into a bar ...​

 

[Adam Levine]

...and gets picked on by everyone.
So a Druddigon walks into a bar...

 

[Return]

...and sad because no dragon type Pokemon is there in the bar.

So then a Togepi floats into the bar.