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At least it's not an eye hemorrhoid.
Thanks for the mental image. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
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I feel like that was something I didn't want to google, but I googled anyway.
...It definitely looks worse than it is, hmm.
There's no swelling or nasty infection-y things. It's just the white area in my eye being (mostly) blood red. And it's not interfering in my vision or painful in any way. Not that it's a good thing of course.
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Meh. If anything subconjunctival hemorrhages look pretty cool tbh
They kind of scare the ladies away, so no. If they at least gave me special superpowers...
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