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Team Evil strikes back!

This team wants meteorites to become the next mainstream diet! Their slogan is "Meteors are the rite way to eat!"

How about... Team O RLY?
 
They're just a bunch of memesters, I would pay them no mind.

But I would like to know: what the heck is this Team Inkay up to?
 
What is Team Inkay up to, you ask? They're trying to eliminate all of the pens, permanent markers, and paint in the world so they can monopolize the ink industry with their own Inkay brand! :<

Ehehe, there seems to be an ominous gang named "Team Poisoned Ice Cream" running around lately! 😱 Care to tell me who they are...?
 
They're a ragtag group of young teens who use their powers of a complete lack of oral hygiene to contaminate every container of ice cream across the globe. By licking them.

Who the hecc is Team Hex?
 
They're a group of scientists who go around overloading people's brains with ultra-complicated concepts they can't comprehend, particularly concepts involving hexadecimal numbers... :rowlyikes:

Uh-oh, who exactly is Team Math?? They seem frightening! O_O
 
They're a rogue team of angry mathematicians who are so sick of their subject being hated that they've used their crazy math formulas to build a mind-control device to turn everyone into diligent math students! RUN!

But try not to run into Team Owl! Wait... Hoo are those guys again?

... Geddit? Hoo? As in owls?? :D :D
...... I'll see myself out.
 
Ooh, I get it!! 😊🙏✨
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Spoiler:


Team Owl is an unorthodox group who thinks all humans should change their active hours to nighttime! Beware: if they see you awake during the day, they'll send you straight to bed! :<

Speaking of bed, watch out for Team Sleep! I wonder what's the deal with them... :'(
 
Team Ice! Those fiends! They'll start heated arguments with you and then give you the cold shoulder when you're deep in the discussion. No common courtesy!

But then we have Team Courteous on the other hand. What do they do, again?
 
This team is so polite that simply interacting with them will make anyone ashamed of themselves! Apparently, making others feel guilty is part of their wicked plan! :'(

Hmmm, how about Team Edgy Nerds? They seem pretty harmless, don't they...?
 
Team Edgy Nerds think a serious mathematical knowledge is required before anyone is allowed to own pokemon, If you can't solve higher order differential equations then you have no stroke of luck.

Team Boogers
 
Team Boogers are actually a villainous group of runny-nosed, trouble-making Cubchoo, but they're so sweet and endearing that their evil deeds don't get very far. x)

Team Gary, on the other hand...
 
Team Gary is a group of hardcore Gary fans! Their goal is to make sure that the writers get rid of Ash and turn Gary into the main character instead!

Hmm, now what's this I've been hearing about Team Cookie?
 
Team Cookie is a group of crazy people who live in dumpsters and worship their sacred god, Tangrowth. Contrary to what their name would suggest, they will eat ANYTHING.

I've heard things about Team Hidden Machine...
 
Team Hidden Machine has the goal of making every Pokemon have only HM moves! The grunts use the typical "HM slaves" such as Bibarel and Linoone, and the admins/boss have more powerful Pokemon such as Machamp, Gyarados, and Dragonite. This team seeks to even control Mew and Arceus since they know all the HMs...

What has Team Moo been up to?
 
Team Moo are a united coalition of farmers who believe that Moo-Moo Milk should replace all Potions being sold at the Poke Mart. It doesn't sound all that villainous until you see the price they want to charge for this milk...

Why are Team Drill in the headlines?
 
Team Dark Rising are a bunch of lunatics who keep on sneaking up behind people and covering their eyes, screaming "THE DARK HATH ARISEN!" at the top of their lungs. I think they just like playing peek-a-boo and want to make friends. Probably.

Give me the news about Team Office Accounting.
 
Tem Office Accounting is just a bunch of Meowths using Pay Day to help companies make more money without having to pay more taxes for it... :)

Team Heart.
 
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