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Or a few. You know the deal, try to keep it PG, or at least PG-13. :P
I had a pet parrot, and it talked.
But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died. X_X
So Joe, Bob, and Larry went in for a job interview. Joe got called in first. The potential employer said to him "In this job, observation skills are crucial. I want you to make an observation about me". Joe looks at him, and says "That's easy, you don't have any psyducking ears!".
"GET OUT!"
Bob gets called in next, and the employer says to him "In this job, observation skills are crucial. I want you to make an observation about me". Bob looks at him and says "That's easy boss, you don't have any psyducking ears!"
"GET OUT!"
When Bob came out, he warned Larry: "The boss doesn't have any ears, but don't go saying anything about them, he's sensitive to it.". Larry nods, then goes in. The employer says to him "In this job, observation skills are crucial. I want you to make an observation about me". Larry pauses, looks at him for a minute, then says "You have contacts". The boss says "That's a very astute observation, how did you know?". Larry says "That's easy boss... How could you wear glasses, you don't have any psyducking ears!"
"GET OUT!!!"
:P
Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?
It appears to be doing the backstroke, sir. :3
I was talking to this really cute 12yo girl online, and the other day she told me she's an undercover cop.
That's pretty cool for someone her age, huh? :D
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Spoiler:
I had a pet parrot, and it talked.
But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died. X_X
Spoiler:
So Joe, Bob, and Larry went in for a job interview. Joe got called in first. The potential employer said to him "In this job, observation skills are crucial. I want you to make an observation about me". Joe looks at him, and says "That's easy, you don't have any psyducking ears!".
"GET OUT!"
Bob gets called in next, and the employer says to him "In this job, observation skills are crucial. I want you to make an observation about me". Bob looks at him and says "That's easy boss, you don't have any psyducking ears!"
"GET OUT!"
When Bob came out, he warned Larry: "The boss doesn't have any ears, but don't go saying anything about them, he's sensitive to it.". Larry nods, then goes in. The employer says to him "In this job, observation skills are crucial. I want you to make an observation about me". Larry pauses, looks at him for a minute, then says "You have contacts". The boss says "That's a very astute observation, how did you know?". Larry says "That's easy boss... How could you wear glasses, you don't have any psyducking ears!"
"GET OUT!!!"
:P
Spoiler:
Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?
It appears to be doing the backstroke, sir. :3
Spoiler:
I was talking to this really cute 12yo girl online, and the other day she told me she's an undercover cop.
That's pretty cool for someone her age, huh? :D
Spoiler:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Spoiler:
Because it was stuck to my shoe! :P