Tell baseless lies about the person above you!

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Kura is the reason the United States's deficit is so high. She comes here and uses her feminine wiles to manipulate the President into borrowing money from China so she can buy fancy clothes and shoes.
 
yung_link said:
Kura is the reason the United States's deficit is so high. She comes here and uses her feminine wiles to manipulate the President into borrowing money from China so she can buy fancy clothes and shoes.
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What a *****!


Yung Link is an 84-year-old man that uses Pokecommunity to search for a long-lost daughter because of information obtained from a psychic battle that happened back in Vietnam.
 
Yes Kura, I live on a healthy diet. I'm also a vampire and- need a baseless lies thread about yourself.
Hmm, Kura is a drug addict, an alcohol addict, smokes, has a D-cup, walks with exposing clothes. Did I mention she's an alcohol addict?
 
Wha- I love my chest and I actually forgot how it is to live without it. Never knew how it developed during when I was addicted to heroin, but whatever. I can't remember that anyway.

Kura parties hard and drinks lots of alcohol in expense of getting a solid job. Also, said alcohol is in a party, when 90% of the participants are guys.
 
If I'm a guy, Kura were sexually abused by me. Weren't you wondering why you didn't feel good and was vomiting lately?

And if a party has alcohol, I'm in regardless of anything.
 
KanadeTenshi said:
If I'm a guy, Kura were sexually abused by me. Weren't you wondering why you didn't feel good and was vomiting lately?

And if a party has alcohol, I'm in regardless of anything.
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:C I have a bodyguard, you can't do that. My pair would get in your way.

Kanade stop being such a macho man. :C A hipster suits you better.
 
Wait, is your pair a guy or a girl? I have nothing against gay people! Lesbians? YUCK

And surely me being unable to do that was the lie.
For the lie:
Kura lies a lot. Both the bed meaning and the thread-wise meaning.
 
KanadeTenshi said:
Wait, is your pair a guy or a girl? I have nothing against gay people! Lesbians? YUCK

And surely me being unable to do that was the lie.
For the lie:
Kura lies a lot. Both the bed meaning and the thread-wise meaning.
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Wait.. haven't you seen pictures of me and my pair?

Kanade :C You have a weave, don't you? It's making you act crazy.
 
D you think I have too much spare time with my hands? They are occupied with my panties, of course.

Well, you're crazy naturally, Kura. I got crazy from drug and alcohol abuse.
 
KanadeTenshi is a survivor from an alien spacecraft that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico about half a century ago. She has escaped fairly recently from the military base where she was held and is now presumed to be armed and dangerous.
 
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