Tell baseless lies about the person above you!

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Massacre dresses up as a giant banana and sells copies of Linux for Dummies on the sidewalk.

 

[Misheard Whisper]

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog tears gerbils to shreds and then dances merrily among the remains.

 

[Uecil]

Misheard Whisper has a serious nature, not a jolly one.
seriously

 

[Meduza]

Galukxy has the only English Release of Pokemon Black and White.

 

[Polizard]

^ person is 3 months old WOW

 

[Massacre.]

Polizard often goes to the mall dressed up as a cheeseburger and jump around and go upstairs and jump off and yell "FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" extremely loud.

 

[Aquacorde]

Massacre likes to bury small kittens in popcorn.

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Every Friday, TheSmartOne goes to McDonalds dressed like an old woman and yells "PUNCH IT, MARGARET!" at the cashier.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog went to high school with Waluigi, Sam Fisher, and Master Chief where they were all on yearbook staff.

 

[Arc]

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ is actually a dragon, who eats pigs, and spews fire from the nose.

 

[*Minun*]

Barrage? Well, he's a nice guy and all... But all his base are belong to us!

 

[Diablerie]

*Minun* is actually a government spy sent to Pokecommunity to flush out people who don't clean up after their dogs. True story.

 

[Nudge]

Diablerie is "feeling so fly like a G6" whilst getting slizzard, haha.

Got that song stuck in my head -.-"

 

[Uecil]

Nudge is secretly a moderator in Disguise.

 

[Massacre.]

Galukxy lives in an alternate universe.

 

[Uecil]

Massacare. Is an alt account and the main account has 1,000 posts.

 

[Diablerie]

Galukxy actually has a secret obsession with cheese.

 

[moments.]

Diablerie has no neck and hides it by tearing the eyes out of anyone who sees him from behind.

 

[Uecil]

moments. steals money from me and other members on PC.

 

[Kura]

Galukxy, oh God, what a douche. That woman was the one who started this whole North Korea ordeal. Now, because of her, we're going to have a horrible nuclear war on our hands. She's the one who has begin to manufacture using people as bio-weapons, infusing them with disease to infect the enemies- and no one would know the difference between innocent bystanders and soldiers.