The Badlands

[Alex]

tbh its top banter that this thread wasn't opened at the weekend

stop trying to #expose the truth

 

[Sirfetch’d]

DID SOMEONE SAY SHITPOST

 

[Logan]

#conspiracy

 

[Sirfetch’d]

this is my baby

 

[Logan]

this is my baby

wow guys user eleven posting in public

nice to see you're alive

 

[Sirfetch’d]

yes i am alive and well (barely)

 

[Sirfetch’d]

go away rabinov

 

[Logan]

go away rabinov

yeah i agree with chase

 

[Sirfetch’d]

yeah i agree with hashtag

 

[Alex]

o jerk

(((circle jerk))))

 

[Logan]

awesome, nice to have you back

 

[Sirfetch’d]

NO WE WERE KIDDING

 

[Sirfetch’d]

you cannot leave rabi

i will not let you

 

[Somewhere_]

wynaut let him leave kek

 

[Logan]

NO WE WERE KIDDING

i wasnt

 

[Her]

Who would win in a straight fight between Goofy and Scooby Doo? They are both forced to fight and they both accept their situation, they will not escape. Defeat is only allowed when one combatant is unconscious and/or dead, depending on how you envision the situation.

Notes:
- Their fighting ground is an abandoned parking lot equidistant from the Disney Animation and Warner Bros. studios.
- Scooby is allowed ONE Scooby Snack. How this is used is up to you.
- Goofy is dressed in his traditional Kingdom Hearts attire. No shields, however.
- Perhaps the strongest point to consider is how long each character would last before their anthropomorphic aspects give way to their inherent, unadulterated canine nature. What would push them over the edge?

Decide.

 

[Her]

my money is on scooby doo accidentally getting a taste of blood but realising that the rush of mortal combat outweighs any cheeseburger and fries combination he's ever had in the past

and then proceeding to tear goofy's trachea out.

 

[gimmepie]

Who would win in a straight fight between Goofy and Scooby Doo? They are both forced to fight and they both accept their situation, they will not escape. Defeat is only allowed when one combatant is unconscious and/or dead, depending on how you envision the situation.

Notes:
- Their fighting ground is an abandoned parking lot equidistant from the Warner Bros. and Disney Animation studios.
- Scooby is allowed ONE scooby snack. How this is used is up to you.
- Goofy is dressed in his traditional Kingdom Hearts attire. No shields, however.
- Perhaps the strongest point to consider is how long each character would last before their anthropomorphic aspects give way to their inherent, unadulterated canine nature. What would push them over the edge?

Decide.

Goofy obvs.
By the time Scooby remembered he's an extremely large dog with teeth and stuff and stopped trying to run away/panicking it'd all be over.

 

[Her]

Goofy obvs.
By the time Scooby remembered he's an extremely large dog with teeth and stuff and stopped trying to run away/panicking it'd all be over.

goofy's only motivator to incite violence would be protecting his son - but would the existence of max goof be enough to shock goofy g. goof out of his humble, simple demeanour in the heat of battle? is the goof family line enough to wake the bloodlust necessary to survive?

 

[gimmepie]

goofy's only motivator to incite violence would be protecting his son - but would the existence of max goof be enough to shock goofy g. goof out of his humble, simple demeanour in the heat of battle? is the goof family line enough to wake the bloodlust necessary to survive?

I always suspected Goofy was really a serial killer.
So his motivation would just be his desire to kill. imo